revenge is sweet??????????

[karenG]

not sure if you lot in the states will find this funny...........so sorry if it offends anyone but I thought it was funny!!!!!!!!

A South African is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee,

croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum,

sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation.

American: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"

South African: "Of course."

American (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, re-bake them into croissants and sell them to South Africa."

South African: "Oh Really?"

American: "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"

South African: "Of course."

American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left-overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to South Africa."

South African: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Of course we do."

South African: "And what do you do with the condoms?"

American: "Throw them away of course."

South African: "We don't. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America."

:roll :roll

Karen

[lisamct]

LOL

:roll :rotfl: :roll

[renerian, BSN, RN]

OMG way to funny!!!!!!!

renerian

[atownsendrn]

:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

[gwenith, BSN, RN]

:chuckle:chuckle:chuckle:

Okay - here is an Aussie/American joke to add to the fun.

An Australian up in "the territory" is showing a Texan around.

Aussie -"This is the largest cattle station in Australia - You'd call it a ranch"

Texan - "Why you call this little postage stamp a ranch - back home we would consider this a small allotment"

Aussie- "The cattle are Brahman crossbreeds - here is our bull - national cahmpion for size and weight"

Texan - "You call that little thing full grown? Why back homw we'd think he was the runt!"

The Aussie is getting pretty sick of this but continues

Aussie" Here is our Dam - largest aboove ground water resource in the Northern Territory"

Texan - "Why you call that a dam? Back home we'd keep goldfish in something that small"

The Aussie was well and truly annoyed by this time and just tnen a big old man REd Kangaroo bounded past.

Texan - "What the Heck was that?"

Aussie - "A Grasshopper"

[Mkue]

That is funny :chuckle

[chrisrob]

Karen,

you need help!!:roll :roll :roll

actually thinking about it your beyond help:roll

[Shamrock, BSN, RN]

:rotfl: :rotfl: They are both funny!

[funnygirl_rn]

They are both funny!! :chuckle Thanks!

[rnnurse2be]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... I liked both of them

Next time I chew gum, I'll be thinking twice! LOL