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    Specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion.

A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features; and if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a baseball bat jammed up his ass .

:roll :roll

Can you tell I'm peri-menipausal???

adrienurse, LPN

1,275 Posts

LOL!!!!

Okay Karen. Here I am expecting to see one of your skillfully researched medical articles and then you post this. You crazy.

kmchugh

801 Posts

ouch!!!

But you ain't said nothing men didn't know all along. The trick is avoiding the baseball bat/

OBNURSEHEATHER

1,961 Posts

That's so weird Karen! I posted this same thing in another thread about 2 hours before you did! We must have that 6 degrees of separation thingie going on with our email address books!

Heather

Zee_RN, BSN, RN

951 Posts

Specializes in Hospice, Critical Care.

ROFL!!! Called hubby in to read this to him! LOL!! Scissors in shoved in his temple, lol! *giggle* *snicker*

sharann, BSN, RN

1,758 Posts

Do the scissors have to go in the temple? Can we reverse them or is that too MEAN? My husband would call that kinky anyway. Sick as he is....MEN!

ptnurse

185 Posts

:rotfl:

Mkue

1,827 Posts

A friend just e-mailed that to me, it's so funny !:chuckle

SmilingBluEyes

20,964 Posts

Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

works for me!

BadBird, BSN, RN

1,126 Posts

Specializes in Critical Care.

:roll OMG you are so funny!!! Love it.

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