hello. my name is muffie and i am an allnurses addict.

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Specializes in cardiac med-surg.

brian brian brian, what have you done to me ?

i don't go to work anymore

i don't shower anymore

i don't get out of my jammies anymore

i don't read the paper anymore

i don't talk to hubby anymore

i don't open the curtains anymore

i have huge callouses on my two typing fingers

i don't go out to lunch with friends anymore

i don't open the mail anymore

the pizza boxes are stacked higher than i am tall

:lol2: :nono: :trout:

familiar story anyone ?

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Specializes in NICU, Infection Control.

Muffie--you're among friends, here, none of us are out of our jammies either. As long as you're able to make coffee and feed the furballs, I don't see as how you have a problem.....

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Specializes in Med-Surg, Trauma, Ortho, Neuro, Cardiac.

I certainly can't talk. I haven't gotten dressed since my nap this afternoon.

Welcome to the club!!!

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Specializes in cardiac med-surg.

coffee---check

kittens fed---check

it's all good !

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Yeah. No job. And I'm not sick or in the hosp anymore. So more time for allnurses. Imagine the stories we could pass on at our own version of 12 step meetings. Brian will be the honorary leader!

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Specializes in nicu.

I too must admit my addiction. It all started a month ago...and now can't seem to stop. Day and night,night and day. It's all about allnurses. Is there some kind of medication or ECT for this. Help me please. My hubby is threatening to withhold the coffee if I don't stop...PLEASE...

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Specializes in OB, M/S, HH, Medical Imaging RN.

Will anyone else admit to getting up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and logging on to see what's going on with allnurses? Ever ended up not going back to bed? Giving yourself 1 hour and ending up 5 hours later almost falling asleep on the keyboard? Yes, Yes and Yes !!!

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Specializes in NICU.
Will anyone else admit to getting up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and logging on to see what's going on with allnurses? Ever ended up not going back to bed? Giving yourself 1 hour and ending up 5 hours later almost falling asleep on the keyboard? Yes, Yes and Yes !!!

Admitting it is the first step . . . but do you really want to change? :coollook:

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Specializes in Developmental Disabilities, LTC.
Admitting it is the first step . . . but do you really want to change? :coollook:

Muffie, you should know that this a forum of trust...we are all here because we care about you...feel free to say whatsever on your mind. First of all, when was the last time you used?

Okay, & how is this affecting your family? Your friends? You have a problem...but the good news is that we're all here to help you...

Stop logging on...it works if you work it! Now, if you'll all join hands with me...

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Specializes in NICU.
Stop logging on...it works if you work it!

You make it sound so easy . . . :lol2:

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Specializes in Community, OB, Nursery.

Admitting my addiction.....

Most frequently heard line in our house: "When are you going to get off that stupid computer??" (Said by DH, of course.)

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Admitting my addiction.....

Most frequently heard line in our house: "When are you going to get off that stupid computer??" (Said by DH, of course.)

My dh hates our computer . . . .;)

steph

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