He said....She said....

  1. 10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
    > nothing to put in it.
    > She said... You wear briefs, don't you?
    > (9) He said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
    > She said... It's not my fault... I ran out of money.
    > (8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
    > love to you in the worst way.
    > She said... Well, you succeeded.
    > (7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king
    > She said....'Two inches less, and you'd be a queen
    > (6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
    > Written just below it: "I do not."
    > (5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
    > She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board
    > while I sit on the sofa and fart."
    > (4) Priest said... 'I don' t think you will ever find another man like
    > your late husband.
    > She said... 'Who's gonna look?
    > (3) He said.. . What have you been doing with all the grocery money
    > I gave you?
    > She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
    > (2) He said ... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
    > She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
    > light on.
    >And the number (1)
    > He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
    > She said... I would, but you said not to call you at work.
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  3. by   Sable's mom

    True - true - true.
  4. by   Anaclaire
  5. by   anitame
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  7. by   renerian
    Very funny!

  8. by   TheBrainMusher
    :roll Me like that one too!!! :roll
  9. by   ERNurse752

  10. by   nursedawn67
    :roll :chuckle :roll :chuckle
  11. by   ShandyLynnRN
    ROTFL!!!!! So true indeed!!!!! lol :roll
  12. by   MelRN13
    :roll that's a good one:roll
  13. by   cpgrn
    Really good!
  14. by   cwazycwissyRN
    good way to start my day, thanks for the humor:chuckle

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