He said....She said....

[cactus wren]

10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got

> nothing to put in it.

> She said... You wear briefs, don't you?

>

> (9) He said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk?

> She said... It's not my fault... I ran out of money.

>

> (8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make

> love to you in the worst way.

> She said... Well, you succeeded.

>

> (7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king

> She said....'Two inches less, and you'd be a queen

>

> (6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."

> Written just below it: "I do not."

>

>

> (5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"

> She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board

> while I sit on the sofa and fart."

>

> (4) Priest said... 'I don' t think you will ever find another man like

> your late husband.

> She said... 'Who's gonna look?

>

> (3) He said.. . What have you been doing with all the grocery money

> I gave you?

> She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

>

> (2) He said ... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.

> She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway

> light on.

>

>And the number (1)

> He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?

> She said... I would, but you said not to call you at work.

>

>

>

[Sable's mom]

True - true - true.

[Anaclaire]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[anitame]

:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

[OBNURSEHEATHER]

:rotfl:

[renerian, BSN, RN]

Very funny!

renerian:chuckle

[TheBrainMusher]

:roll Me like that one too!!! :roll

[ERNurse752, RN]

:D

LOL!!!!!

[nursedawn67, LPN]

:roll :chuckle :roll :chuckle

[ShandyLynnRN, BSN, RN]

ROTFL!!!!! So true indeed!!!!! lol :roll

[MelRN13]

:roll that's a good one:roll

[cpgrn]

Really good!