Good Nursing Joke....

  1. I just heard this and thought I'd wet myself! If this one has been round and round I apologize. Enjoy.....

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then,she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
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    A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

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    11 Comments

  3. by   jgrossberg
    Very cute. Lucky for me I'll be working the Birth Center - not too many testicles...
  4. by   AfloydRN
    It's super old, but still cute.
  5. by   CrownHunter
    That was great!! I really liked it. Read before class, so great that I had to share with everyone!
  6. by   antidote
    Thats pretty funny! Never heard that one before I don't think.
  7. by   CHATSDALE
    loved it
  8. by   portugalgirl
    looooooool

    nice one...:roll
  9. by   jakay RN
    ooh that was funny
  10. by   peridotgirl
    that once was hilarious!! gotta share that one with my classmates tomorrow.. and I have never heard that joke before. thanks for making me laugh and if you have any more jokes, pls share them
  11. by   jenn22lm
    Good one.
  12. by   PMALPN
    really, really funny
  13. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from StudyingRN
    I just heard this and thought I'd wet myself! If this one has been round and round I apologize. Enjoy.....

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then,she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    .


    A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
    :rcgtku::lghmky::lol::hehe:

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