Funny Names for Nurses

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An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne

Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department

Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria

Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York?

Mrs. Ake, a retired RN, was a specialist nurse in rheumatology

Kathy Foley was the head of the Catheter Insertion Team (back when they had those in the old days).

Dr Hui (pronounced "Wee") was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi (pronounced "Pee"). Nurse Cox worked for a different team.

Chris Feely always favoured complementary therapies - especially therapeutic massage, while Nurse Fang was more at home with Cosmetic Surgery.

Ed worked with a nun who's last name was Fuchs. He did not know how to pronounce her name - so he asked. And he wanted to die.

Mary Slaughter could never get a post on the Surgical Unit, and Nurse Cutts was never the 'First Pick' Midwife.

Sharon Ward - when she gets promoted - will be Sr. Ward.

Not forgetting Melina, who works on a general medical ward and Nurse Nurse - she goes where she's sent!

Specializes in ER, PACU, Med-Surg, Hospice, LTC.

Worked with a Urologist named Dr. Seamens.

***sitting back giggling like a 6th grader***

To add: I haven't read the entire thread, but the posts that I have viewed have made me laugh!!

The oral surgeon who removed my wisdom teeth when I was a teen... Dr. Carver

My sister's former OB/Gyn - Dr. Felty

My former OB/Gyn - Dr. Pickle

Specializes in Er/ICU/Med-Surg/Home health.

In the city, there's a sign for an obgyn...Dr. Wiener (pronounced weener).

In Hamilton, Ontario, Canada:

Dr Loveless (vasectomies)

Dr Stubbs (circumcisions)

and in London, Ontario

Dr. B.J. Hardick (chiropracter)

Specializes in LTC, Sub-Acute, Hopsice.

An ob-gyn named Dr. Busch.

Specializes in LTC, Sub-Acute, Hopsice.

And how could I forget my pediatrician when I was a child...Dr. Yankavich (like Weird Al). My mother would never let me say his name, I could not pronounce the "v" and instead substituted a "b"...;)

Specializes in Level III NICU.

Dr. Superdock (Internal Medicine)

There is a physician at my hospital "Dr. Doctor" (pronounced: dock-tour).

Specializes in ob; nicu.

Dr. Cheatham (cheat-um) pediatrician

Specializes in Retired OR nurse/Tissue bank technician.
susyqrn said:
Next door to my dentists office, there is a urologist there by the name of Dr. Cockburn.

:eek:

I knew of a Dr. Dickout; he should have been a urologist instead of an internist.

Specializes in LTC.

Found in the yellow pages:

Dr. Gasch--dermatology

J. Miracle, NP--pain management (I love that one)

Dr. Handy--surgery

Dr. Browning--colorectal surgery

This is awesome LOL.

Specializes in Author/Business Coach.

Dr. Gerber delivered me

I have also met a nurse named Wednesday and Chinesea (pronounced Cha-neese)

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