funny names for nurses - page 3

An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in... Read More

  1. by   nbicurn
    At the hosp here in Minneapolis we have Dr. Candice Dick. Only they call her Candy.
  2. by   valk
    I used to drive by an ob/gyn office in Woodbury NJ with a sign outside reading
    Dr Wan B. Lo
  3. by   timonrn
    Here we have Dr. Hackett, Urologist (who does vasectomies); we also have Dr. Love, a GP. Dr. Payne must have a HUGE family!! I see that name all the time!
  4. by   HazeK
    one of our female OBs is Dr Goodhead....

    since she is married & uses her maiden name, all the new staff ask "why doesn't she use her married name?" Would you, if your husband's last name was Aids?

  5. by   JennieBSN
    Pediatric urologist here named Dr. Weiner. I had to struggle not to laugh the first time he introduced himself to me...

    [ June 19, 2001: Message edited by: kday ]
  6. by   night owl
    Hey Kday, We actually have a resident on our unit whose name is Seymour Weiner! His mother must have been on crack when she named him. The poor thing most likely was teased his whole life about it and that's probably what made him so "schizoed!" (crazy ) All of the other residents call him the "cockaroach"...
  7. by   princessangel
    Our family doctor is called Dr Fitness - to his advantage i believe
  8. by   swyswy
    My first dentist was Dr Shock. He had terrible breath AND bad dandruff. I hated opening my mouth c his head hovering over mine!
  9. by   CPickett
    We have a chiropractor in our little town called Dr. Nowack
  10. by   Ann Algesia
    I once looked after a man who had an abdo-perineal resection called Mr. bowel, and one who had surgery on his upper spine called Mr Jellinec. Honest!
  11. by   Goofball
    Our hospital's oncology surgeon who takes a lot of hopeless cases, is Dr. Graves.
  12. by   Goofball
    We used to have a Dr. Vijiian (pronounced
    Vahjyne, like vagina) and a Dr. Bush, and a Dr. Lodia, which people mispronounced Lochia. It
    was a crackup when we'd hear the operator
    page them together overhead.
    Now we have a Dr. Morkoc. It is supposed to
    be pronounced Morecoach, but people are
    forever calling him Morecock. Think he should change the spelling!
    Then there was the arogant, conceited E.R.
    Dr. Snigma who came up to help us one day with
    a code, then belittled us in the ICU for what he felt was an inferior job done, even though
    we had already saved the pt. before he got there.
    We all howled when the unit secretary called him
    Dr. Smegma. (She did it in error, and she
    actually did not know what that word meant,
    we had to tell her, after we got up from rolling around the floor laughing so hard)
  13. by   ERICUEMS
    the neurosurgeon that did my laminectomy years ago was Doctor Slaughter..........