Funny Names for Nurses

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An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne

Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department

Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria

Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York?

Mrs. Ake, a retired RN, was a specialist nurse in rheumatology

Kathy Foley was the head of the Catheter Insertion Team (back when they had those in the old days).

Dr Hui (pronounced "Wee") was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi (pronounced "Pee"). Nurse Cox worked for a different team.

Chris Feely always favoured complementary therapies - especially therapeutic massage, while Nurse Fang was more at home with Cosmetic Surgery.

Ed worked with a nun who's last name was Fuchs. He did not know how to pronounce her name - so he asked. And he wanted to die.

Mary Slaughter could never get a post on the Surgical Unit, and Nurse Cutts was never the 'First Pick' Midwife.

Sharon Ward - when she gets promoted - will be Sr. Ward.

Not forgetting Melina, who works on a general medical ward and Nurse Nurse - she goes where she's sent!

OK-This is an old thread, but I am reading it for the first time.I was referred to a dentist one time in Murphy,NC named

Dr. Harry Dickey-no kidding, and his daughter operated an ice-cream parlor next door to his office called "Thw Sweet Tooth". :o

Here in Houston we have Dr. Mary Blood....surgeon

and Dr Gary Butts....yep you guessed it a Proctologist

At the hosp here in Minneapolis we have Dr. Candice Dick. Only they call her Candy.

I used to drive by an ob/gyn office in Woodbury NJ with a sign outside reading

Dr Wan B. Lo

Here we have Dr. Hackett, Urologist (who does vasectomies); we also have Dr. Love, a GP. Dr. Payne must have a HUGE family!! I see that name all the time! :)

one of our female OBs is Dr Goodhead....

since she is married & uses her maiden name, all the new staff ask "why doesn't she use her married name?" Would you, if your husband's last name was Aids?

:D

Pediatric urologist here named Dr. Weiner. I had to struggle not to laugh the first time he introduced himself to me...

Hey Kday, We actually have a resident on our unit whose name is Seymour Weiner! His mother must have been on crack when she named him. The poor thing most likely was teased his whole life about it :mad: and that's probably what made him so "schizoed!" (crazy :p ) All of the other residents call him the "cockaroach"...

Our family doctor is called Dr Fitness - to his advantage i believe

My first dentist was Dr Shock. He had terrible breath AND bad dandruff. I hated opening my mouth c his head hovering over mine! :p

We have a chiropractor in our little town called Dr. Nowack

:D I once looked after a man who had an abdo-perineal resection called Mr. bowel, and one who had surgery on his upper spine called Mr Jellinec. Honest!
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