Funny Names for Nurses

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An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne

Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department

Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria

Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York?

Mrs. Ake, a retired RN, was a specialist nurse in rheumatology

Kathy Foley was the head of the Catheter Insertion Team (back when they had those in the old days).

Dr Hui (pronounced "Wee") was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi (pronounced "Pee"). Nurse Cox worked for a different team.

Chris Feely always favoured complementary therapies - especially therapeutic massage, while Nurse Fang was more at home with Cosmetic Surgery.

Ed worked with a nun who's last name was Fuchs. He did not know how to pronounce her name - so he asked. And he wanted to die.

Mary Slaughter could never get a post on the Surgical Unit, and Nurse Cutts was never the 'First Pick' Midwife.

Sharon Ward - when she gets promoted - will be Sr. Ward.

Not forgetting Melina, who works on a general medical ward and Nurse Nurse - she goes where she's sent!

There is a hospital in Leeds, England called Killingbeck

Recently on my sister's unit they had a patient named James Bond and you guessed it Dr. No was his doctor!

Oh! I forgot about Nurse Bedgoode!

Specializes in Pediatrics.

I had 2 RNs care for me 22 yrs ago on the peds onco floor at our childrens hospital named Janet Devine and Mary Blessing. To this day my grandmother swears I was cured due to the "Devine Blessing".

Specializes in Pediatrics.

:o :eek:

We have a pt at our clinic who's name is pronounced "shi - theeed"

But its spelled sh*thead. Sadly, this is very much true.

my doctors name is dr. Hirtzer and my dentist is dr.killvert

My old neighbor was Dr Annis (prounounce orifice) - he was a dentist and a very nice man!

Where I'm at right now there's a Dr Junck (pronounced Junk) I thought that was kind of cute.

I had a patient named Dick Long, think what the comes out to when every thing is last name first.... you got it Long, Dick

We have a urologist named Dr. Cuttler AND he's got some kind of strange tremor that his entire right arm jerks up and his shoulder brushes his face. Looks like he's trying to wipe his mouth with his shoulder. Just guess if I let him do a cystoscopy on me! Not in this life time!

We had a patient named Larry Lobster.

About fifteen years ago I mentored a student nurse called Nurse Gotobed - and she did, with anything in trousers!:eek:

We have a new doctor, Dr Huh

And I am (ashamed, proud, surprised to admit.........your pick) that we have been rather, shall we say, bad.

(Similar to who's on first)

"Have you seen Dr Huh?"

"Huh?",

"Yeah, Huh"

"Who, Huh?"

"Uh, Huh"

Now, I will have you know that we do know when to stop..........

When he comes around the corner!!!!!!!

OOPS, We got caught. But he just thought that we wanted to ask a question!!

Whew!!!!!!

We have a general surgeon named Robert Carver Bone. Too bad he didn't go into ortho, huh?

When my ex was in the army, one of his buddies, Sgt. Dick, got married. My aerobics insructor was his fiance, but I didn't realize this until after the marriage, when I asked HER why she didn't change her name. When I found out who she married, I couldn't blame her for keeping her maiden name, cause her first name is Anita.

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