Funny Names for Nurses

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An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne

Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department

Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria

Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York?

Mrs. Ake, a retired RN, was a specialist nurse in rheumatology

Kathy Foley was the head of the Catheter Insertion Team (back when they had those in the old days).

Dr Hui (pronounced "Wee") was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi (pronounced "Pee"). Nurse Cox worked for a different team.

Chris Feely always favoured complementary therapies - especially therapeutic massage, while Nurse Fang was more at home with Cosmetic Surgery.

Ed worked with a nun who's last name was Fuchs. He did not know how to pronounce her name - so he asked. And he wanted to die.

Mary Slaughter could never get a post on the Surgical Unit, and Nurse Cutts was never the 'First Pick' Midwife.

Sharon Ward - when she gets promoted - will be Sr. Ward.

Not forgetting Melina, who works on a general medical ward and Nurse Nurse - she goes where she's sent!

There was a guy in high school named Hymen.

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There is a gynecologist at a hospital just north of Boston who's name is Dr. Dick...and it's a woman!!!

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There was a guy in high school named Hymen.

Was his first name Buster?

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Specializes in NICU.

Local chiropractor named Dr. McCracken. Also a Gp named Dr. Butts( just hope his first name isn't Seymour):D

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Oh yes, I read Dr. Seymour Butts book, "Under the

Grandstands"

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I went to high school with a guy named Mike Hunt. It was fun to call the bowling alley and have them page Mike Hunt. :rotfl:

Jeri

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We have a Dr. Dick here to Jules, and that is exactly what she is!!!!

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Bebebluz, what the hell were Richard Heads parnets thinking?

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We have a nurse Screws in our unit. We also have a doctor named Maroun Dick, neurology. Pronounced "Deek"

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We had a patient named Lemon Fresch who had a sister Daisy.

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We had an elderly patient who used to come in a lot, by the name of Precious Flowers.

The other day, we had patients with the last names of Brown, Sugar, and Cinnamon, which looked pretty cute up on the Nursing Station Board.

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Specializes in FNP, Peds, Epilepsy, Mgt., Occ. Ed.

A Dr. Heine, a cardiologist. I loved to see the expression on patient's faces when they were told they were being referred to him!

A new doc was coming to the unit where I worked, a Dr. Truemper. One of the nurses misheard it and called him, to his face, Dr. Thumper. I always seemed to see him as a big rabbit after that!

Also, a Dr. Treat, a surgeon who was anything but a treat to work with! I guess he did "treat" his patients though!

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