Funny Names for Nurses

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An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne

Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department

Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria

Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York?

Mrs. Ake, a retired RN, was a specialist nurse in rheumatology

Kathy Foley was the head of the Catheter Insertion Team (back when they had those in the old days).

Dr Hui (pronounced "Wee") was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi (pronounced "Pee"). Nurse Cox worked for a different team.

Chris Feely always favoured complementary therapies - especially therapeutic massage, while Nurse Fang was more at home with Cosmetic Surgery.

Ed worked with a nun who's last name was Fuchs. He did not know how to pronounce her name - so he asked. And he wanted to die.

Mary Slaughter could never get a post on the Surgical Unit, and Nurse Cutts was never the 'First Pick' Midwife.

Sharon Ward - when she gets promoted - will be Sr. Ward.

Not forgetting Melina, who works on a general medical ward and Nurse Nurse - she goes where she's sent!

There was a guy in high school named Hymen.

There is a gynecologist at a hospital just north of Boston who's name is Dr. Dick...and it's a woman!!!

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Originally posted by boobaby42

There was a guy in high school named Hymen.

Was his first name Buster?

Specializes in NICU.

Local chiropractor named Dr. McCracken. Also a Gp named Dr. Butts( just hope his first name isn't Seymour):D

Oh yes, I read Dr. Seymour Butts book, "Under the

Grandstands"

I went to high school with a guy named Mike Hunt. It was fun to call the bowling alley and have them page Mike Hunt. :rotfl:

Jeri

We have a Dr. Dick here to Jules, and that is exactly what she is!!!!

Bebebluz, what the hell were Richard Heads parnets thinking?

We have a nurse Screws in our unit. We also have a doctor named Maroun Dick, neurology. Pronounced "Deek"

We had a patient named Lemon Fresch who had a sister Daisy.

We had an elderly patient who used to come in a lot, by the name of Precious Flowers.

The other day, we had patients with the last names of Brown, Sugar, and Cinnamon, which looked pretty cute up on the Nursing Station Board.

Specializes in FNP, Peds, Epilepsy, Mgt., Occ. Ed.

A Dr. Heine, a cardiologist. I loved to see the expression on patient's faces when they were told they were being referred to him!

A new doc was coming to the unit where I worked, a Dr. Truemper. One of the nurses misheard it and called him, to his face, Dr. Thumper. I always seemed to see him as a big rabbit after that!

Also, a Dr. Treat, a surgeon who was anything but a treat to work with! I guess he did "treat" his patients though!

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