Funny Names for Nurses

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tracib

10 Posts

I knew a Dr. Mechanic who was a neurologist and a Dr. Ovary who was an OB.:chuckle

TiggerRN

2 Posts

This isn't a doctor's name, but my friend's uncle is named Noel Cadeau (No-el Kaa-doh). In French, Noel is Christmas and Cadeau is gift. His name means Christmas Gift.

Katmanduuu

10 Posts

Specializes in Ortho, Med-Surg, ICU, Surgery.

I've worked with a Dr. Heine (he pronounces it 'heiney') and a Dr. Butts. Fortunately, neither of them were Proctologists!

I've also known a Dentist named Dr. Slaughter and another one named Dr. Smiley. I'd go to the second one but no chance for the first! :D

It makes one wonder if they chose their professions based on their names?

boobaby42

95 Posts

I knew a Dr. Gober and the operator would announce, "paging dr. goober stat, dr goober call the labor room, stat!" and i knew a dr. koch (cook) and the same operator would announce, "Dr cock, call ext. 4000 stat, dr cock 4000 stat"

the koch is still around. dr gober was fired for doing a bad circumcision.

patadney

61 Posts

There were 2 dentists in my hometown in Ill where I grew up. They were on the same block but had separate offices. Their names were Dr. Curt Gronner (pronounced groaner) and Dr. Fillmore Ketola. In Kansas Dr. Marvel did hip replacement surgery. And our vet in Indiana was Dr. Bird. I've always wondered if their names were the suggestion for their professions.

dianthe1013

87 Posts

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I've worked with a Dr. Heine (he pronounces it 'heiney') and a Dr. Butts.

I went to high school with a guy whose last name was Heine, pronounced the same way. His father's name was Harry. Gack! LOL

And, since I became a fan, my boyfriend can't watch NASCAR with a straight face anymore. Dick Trickle!! I love it. LOL I crack up every time that poor driver's name scrolls across the TV screen...

My mom went to school with a girl named Brenda Screws. She apparently was teased mercilessly.

Donna ?

KatWright

84 Posts

On Mother's day, the page operator was heard by EVERYONE saying:

"Would Dr. A..ab..abem..I idon't know how to say that f*%&^$# name" :eek: :eek:

You could hear giggling all up and down the halls. Never did find out if she's still working !!:roll :roll :roll :roll

Kat

moonrose2u

211 Posts

Specializes in PACU/Cardiac/Nrsg. Mgmt./M/S.

we have a "dr. dick" who is a surgeon...a "dr. leak" who is a urologist (yep, that's right)

As a student nurse I observed a Dr. Peters doing a penile implant.

He joked around and had a good sense of humor...he had to have one with his name the fact that he was a urologist.

Another local Dr here is Dr Skinner a dermatologist.

Stormy

105 Posts

Specializes in Leadership/Critical Care/Surgery/Seniors.

I used to go to Dr. Flook.

bebebluz

4 Posts

I went to highschool with a guy named Richard Head...needless to say the other guys called hime Dick head...poor thing!

Goofball

116 Posts

Well I had a friend in school named Kathy Dicks.

She used to laugh about it too. Another friend and I used to introduce her to people as, "Her name's

Kathy Dicks. But she doesn't!"

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