Funny Names for Nurses

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An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne

Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department

Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria

Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York?

Mrs. Ake, a retired RN, was a specialist nurse in rheumatology

Kathy Foley was the head of the Catheter Insertion Team (back when they had those in the old days).

Dr Hui (pronounced "Wee") was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi (pronounced "Pee"). Nurse Cox worked for a different team.

Chris Feely always favoured complementary therapies - especially therapeutic massage, while Nurse Fang was more at home with Cosmetic Surgery.

Ed worked with a nun who's last name was Fuchs. He did not know how to pronounce her name - so he asked. And he wanted to die.

Mary Slaughter could never get a post on the Surgical Unit, and Nurse Cutts was never the 'First Pick' Midwife.

Sharon Ward - when she gets promoted - will be Sr. Ward.

Not forgetting Melina, who works on a general medical ward and Nurse Nurse - she goes where she's sent!

Specializes in Med/Surg, ICU, Cardiac ICU.

We had 2 residents who worked in the gastrointestinal clinic. One was Dr. Badejo and the other was Dr. Ojo.

We called them the "G.I. Jo's".:D

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I have a friend who's last name is Worst, so we call her the

:p :p the Worst Nurse

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One of our trauma surgeon doctor is named Dr. Panic (and he is really well named!!!)

We also had a resident called Dr. Gougou (pronounce Googoo, like the rock band the Googoo doll's). One day a nurse answered a call from him "Hi, here's Dr. Gougou" and she thought it's was a joke so she answed "Well, I'm nurse Gaga" and she hang up!!

:D

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A radiologist I knew way back when,,,name was Richard Head MD

his nickname was Dick. Swear to god.....he was actually on David Letterman on the top ten worst names to have......lol

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There is a urologist in Hollywood, FL named Dr. Richard Finder. Yep! Richard does go by the name 'Dick'

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ROF, LOL!

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Originally posted by l-andrée

One of our trauma surgeon doctor is named Dr. Panic (and he is really well named!!!)

We also had a resident called Dr. Gougou (pronounce Googoo, like the rock band the Googoo doll's). One day a nurse answered a call from him "Hi, here's Dr. Gougou" and she thought it's was a joke so she answed "Well, I'm nurse Gaga" and she hang up!!

:D

HAAAAHAAAA, Nurse Gaga! I'm trying to be quiet,

reading these while everyone is asleep at my house, but I about choked trying to laugh quietly on this goofy one.

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Dr. A. SickmanDr. Achey

Dr. B. SavageDr. Bender

Dr. BleedenDr. Bloodgood

Dr. BonebrakeDr. Bones

Dr. ButtDr. Deadman

Dr. DippyDr. Doctor

Dr. EtherDr. Fang

Dr. FearDr. Griever

Dr. GrossmanDr. Hacker

Dr. HarmDr. Hurt

Dr. J.A.W.Dr. Killam

Dr. KutteroffDr. Lana Cain

Dr. LooneyDr. Lynch

Dr. MoodieDr. Nasti

Dr. NeedlesDr. Nurse

Dr. NuttDr. Ow

Dr. PaineDr. Pepper

Dr. RickettsDr. Slaughter

Dr. StrangeDr. Stretcher

Dr. RaschDr. Butcher

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Specializes in ED staff.

I work in the ER with Dr. Gore and Dr. Payne:p

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We have a dentist named Dr. Heine Imagine if he had been a proctologist. We also have a general MD named Dr.Clapp to bad he wasn't an ob gyn.:D

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When I lived in California, my dentist was Dr Au (pronounced Dr Ow!) It was appropriate!

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There is a dentist in our area named Dr. Doctor. My ex husband had a teacher named Richard Head, you guessed it...his nickname was Dick.:rolleyes:

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