fart joke

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    An old woman goes to the doctor, and says,
    "Doctor you have to help me. I have terrible gas,
    but the good thing is that my farts are silent,
    and they don't stink. In fact, I have farted
    twice since I got here and you didn't even

    The doctor replied, "No problem, take these pills
    and come back in one week."

    So one week goes by and the woman returns to the
    doctor and says, "Jesus, I don't know what you
    did but now my farts reek."

    The doctor says, "Good, now that we cleared up
    your sinuses, lets work on that hearing."
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  3. by   renerian
    I can see that in my mind LOL.

  4. by   teeituptom
    Cant wait till Im that old
  5. by   nursebedlam
    poor old woman
  6. by   ?burntout
  7. by   SRbear
    That is way too funny !! Wish I had that problem now, as my hubby and kids like to have fartin contests !
  8. by   ryaninmtv
    Any fart joke is a good fart joke!
  9. by   nursedawn67
  10. by   teeituptom
    maybe we can solve the gas crisis
  11. by   Hellllllo Nurse
    Usually, I don't care for this type of joke, but this was a good one!
  12. by   carcha

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