501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long! - page 6

all right. i confess! i'm a proper addict! this is a fantastic website - filled with goodies and great people. and i know that i'm not alone :) so... i challenge forum members to describe... Read More

  1. by   tencat
    100. You've read all the posts in this thread and added one yourself
  2. by   lpnstudentin2010
    you are at the school computers clear across campus 5 mins before class checking allnurses.
  3. by   txspadequeenRN
    Oh My goodness........lololololol

    Quote from EricEnfermero
    74. You've had detailed dreams involving multiple Allnurses.com members.
  4. by   txspadequeenRN
    or It drives me crazy when people say "whats all nurses"... Whats wrong with these people!!!!

    Quote from Mave
    82. You find yourself recruiting new people for allnurses.
    83. You get very upset when said people say, "What's so great about it?"
  5. by   nurse4theplanet
    102. You're worried that you could be investigated for some wicked haneous crime just from the searches you've done on your computer about topics you read about on all nurses! (sucking chest wounds, websites that promote suicide, drug sites that show you how to make meth, as well as every legal site known to man for every state)
  6. by   liebling5
    103. If you really NEED 501 ways, you're already addicted.
  7. by   liebling5
    104. If you've read this thread from #1, you've been on it too long!
  8. by   Sable's mom
    105. You read threads more than once 'in case I missed something'.
  9. by   lvs2nrs3535
    Your children are upstairs drinking hot cocoa and having cookies, you are TRYING really hard to be a good mom after working a 9 /12 hour (supposed to be an 8 hour) shift, you KNOW it is now 8:30pm, (and still getting used to military time, try to figure that out, oh, yeah, 2030 hours), your still have to read stories to your kids, but you just HAD to read this whole thread and just HAVE to post something. Yup. It is official. I am a allnurses.com addict.
    Is there a website for this addiction? lol
    Thats okay. Dont wanna quit. Love it too much. (denial????)
    Nope. I am just a nurse.
  10. by   rnsrgr8t
    107. We have electronic medical record at the hospital I work for, we do everything through the computer. You know you are hooked when you are on hold on the phone (with insurance company, pharmacy, another department)you "multitask" by scrolling/reading throught the posts on allnurses b/c it may be the only time you have to read them during your day and you don't want to miss something. You also need something to occupy you while you wait on the phone!
  11. by   fleur-de-lis
    108. Three words: square butt syndrome
  12. by   bcskittlez
    109. Your husband thinks you are cheating on him with someone online from allnurses.com.
  13. by   nurse4theplanet
    110. You send Christmas Cards to your allnurses friends, but not your friends from work or school

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