It's my birthday!

  1. Five years today and did my 18th drug screen of the year today and God willing it's my last. My contract is supposed to complete on the 30th. No person can comprehend the significance of the milestone unless you are one of us. I can't wait to leave the building!
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    About Big Blondie, ASN, BSN, MSN, APRN

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  3. by   rn1965
    Congratulations and glad you made it to the end. Let us all know how it goes. Maybe they will have a bit of mercy on you and let you out early, since you completed all the drug screens!
  4. by   Kel65
    Oh my God. Happy Birthday and early congratulations. 8 months behind you and in misery right days. 8 days waiting on option 4 results with my last invalid due to, according to the lab, unable to test due to abnormal readings likely related to kindney issues. It never ends it seems, but you are about to be proof it does.
  5. by   SpankedInPittsburgh
    Happy Happy Birthday!!!! Super happy birthday since it is your last in monitoring purgatory. I do understand the significance of this great milestone and wish you all things happy and the ability to put this nonsense behind you in your further life. Take what is the only good thing from this program (your continued sobriety) and leave the rest behind. Recognize the hurdles put in front of you and the fact that you overcome all of them!!!

    Good luck and God bless

  6. by   Ash2213
    Fantastic! Very happy for you. Please let us know how the ending goes.. I think I am next, less than 2 months to go, and on pins and needles waiting it out.
  7. by   Wizard 1
    Super duper happy for you!

    Make sure you have your completion in writing before you break out the soy sauce, though.

    Well done. Thank you for being here!
  8. by   Ash2213
    Blondie, are you done?! I am at 17 tests for the year. I cannot imagine them only testing me one more time until I complete in early Dec... Wondering if this 18 tests thing is true. All while crossing my fingers that I get out early like RecoveringRN did a few months ago.
  9. by   Big Blondie
    I have taken 18 tests. I still have to log in. My last self report is due on the 25th. I was told once that is received I should be done but to continue checking in in case I am selected. Believe me I will tell you when I'm done.