(since I'm sure none of us take part in Mediaographic material at all)
that nurses are pretty much the most common "professionals" found in Media movies.....
at least thats what some guy on a chat line told me (so it must be true!)
but it got me thinking where this sexy image of nursing came from (dont say Media, I mean before the Media, how did it get into the Media)
Maybe the whole taking care of a person thing?
maybe the white uniform thing?
maybe its our intense knowledge of human anatomy?
after I reprimanded this poor fool for his bad come on line, I thanked him for bringing it to my attention and told him not to worry that If I had my way there would be Media with plots and deep meaning.
I know that we nurses both male and female are damn sexy individuals and all of that , but seriously, its strange the number of times ppl say they have nurse fantasies....
Don't you just hate it when you're running down the hall to a STAT call and your garter belt falls down???? When you bend over to pull it up, everyone can see your thong...YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!
I've got a story from the archives of the ER that I worked in. I knew all of the people involved, except for the perpetrator.
One of our pathologists (at least he said he was) called during the night shift and talked with the ER physician. She was a petite and attractive female doctor. He was sending in a patient to get a semen sample. I swear to God that this is a true story. The patient also happened to have an alleged right shoulder injury, complete with the shoulder immobilizer. THe poor guy couldn't collect the sample himself so his "pathologist" sent him to the ER in the middle of the night.
To make a long story somewhat shorter, the physician assisted with the collection of the sample and left the room to label it for the lab. Lo and behold, he was gone when they came back to give him his discharge instructions, and his name turned out to be fake.
When I heard that I couldn't believe it had actually happened, having the good sense to know that there is no such thing as an emergency semen sample. The nurse involved with the initial assessment, but thankfully not the collection of the specimen verified that it actually had happened. She was a nurse with over ten years of ER experience at the time.
if the patient was getting turned on by his baths then you guys were doing them wrong. nobody gets turned on by my baths. i used to be gentle when i bathed "down there" but now im more like
"gimme that damn thing"
SCRUB SCRUB
and its over before they even know what happened...lol
that whole bath thing...especially coming from the wife makes me sick. every time that pig asked me to bathe him id tell him ok...then go get a male nurse. i dunno whats up with that wife. id let her know what i thought of that too.
(id not be very happy with my husband thats for sure, let alone giggle about it)
and for you up there that dresses up...im sure thats against the nurse practice act and the nightengale pledge...lol
if the patient was getting turned on by his baths then you guys were doing them wrong. nobody gets turned on by my baths. i used to be gentle when i bathed "down there" but now im more like
"gimme that damn thing"
SCRUB SCRUB
and its over before they even know what happened...lol
Don't you just hate it when you're running down the hall to a STAT call and your garter belt falls down???? When you bend over to pull it up, everyone can see your thong...YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!
And it is so darn hard to bend over let alone run in those 6" heels!
Ewwww, this post reminds me of one of patients (thank God, he left), but he always wanted a "rectal" done, he always begged for us to do it, it was just so gross. He used to make perverted comments to us about how he enjoyed it....ugh, gives me shivers thinking about it even now.....
yes! men love the thought, i have found it has been a real turn on for all men when they ask my profession.....nothing wrong with them letting their imaginations run wild, its not as if i am going to act upon any of them with them i prefer they not be patients either!!
its the leery sleazy ones that i cant stand, the ones that undress you with their eyes as you walk past, the type that think just because you have seen all their naked glory, that you are somewhat aroused by them..........when in fact you find them totally physicaly repulsive!!! and yes, i have unfortunately been subjected to a few inappropriate, insinuating and sexually provocative comments in different situations, and believe you me they learnt quick smart that it wont be tolerated........
a favourite Media theme is the ol' 'doctors and nurses' , that seems to work a treat for the philliac ones .....
in fact there was an article in our sunday papers just passed about the increasing incidence of patients falling in love with their doctors, and this was not isolated to psychiatric patients either!
maybe 'bedside manner' conjures up many erotomaniac images for those that hanker a fetish for all things medical! ..... combined with the tantalising visual array of medical equipment viewed as viable props and implements, well, the skys the limit! ......and god knows those gurneys do not offer too much space or comfort, and remember to lock the wheels! nothing like wheeling down the hospital corridors on a gurney in the throes of passion to spice up your day....
had a pt who liked to be straight cathed. of course it was ordered prn (for his pleasure)
had to have my instructor come in with me.
she was the horrible instructor from hell and she had me so unnerved i couldnt even rember how to put on gloves...lol
she made me change the kit 4 times cos i kept breaking sterile field, (one end would touch another sterile end...sterile touching sterile but she made me start over anyway cos she was fun like that)
so i am trying to get the cath in and this goof is pushing it out. maybe it was some kind of rape scene in his mind or something. i never realized the tubing could be pushed back out. well i couldnt get it.
she lost her patience and said "give it to me"
she rammed that tube down there HARD
when she hit the bladder urine sprayed up in the air like a fountain. i stood back but she got it all over her ugly nasty head.
i didnt laugh but my eyes danced with amusement.
two birds with one stone....revenge AND the end of the straight cath game.
Aussie, you are truly hilarious and creative, and thisnurse, what a delicious memory that must be! I had my own instructor from hell, and a memory like that would definitely go down forever in my mental photo album!
I'm thinking that maybe this whole nurse/Media connection stems from 2 things. One, nurses were originally prostitutes, not out of a desire to more appropriately serve the public (their original clients having zero complaints about their line of work) but because nursing always has involved handling and caring for private parts, and since no nice family wanted their virgin daughter sullied by such work, why not utilize the ladies who had already seen it all? Likewise, no self-respecting husband would permit his demure wife to touch another man's anatomy. About the time of the War Between the States, this feeling had relaxed somewhat, and wives of soldiers were permitted to be nurses to the wounded, but no unmarried woman was. Widows or matrons were preferred. Also, in its infancy (and even as recently as 30 or so years ago), nurses were seen as-and expected to be- very subservient. We had no protocols that permitted using our own judgement, intelligence, or training- we followed the Dr around waiting for orders (Yes, Doctor, No, Doctor, Thank you Doctor, Sir)and when he wanted to sit we gave him our chair. (This was also an era in which ladies did not leave the house without makeup and hair done, and of course those dresses, hose and heels were mandatory.) A lot of male fantasies revolve around this kind of subservience, and the role of nurses just gave it a clear, real-life view, no imagination required! It just goes to show that Media really needs to try to keep up with the changing times, because all of us here know that what nurses are today are overworked, loaded with varicose veins, always running, dressed in anything but sexy dresses at work, we have so little one-on-one patient time anymore, and we're much less impressed with the almighty (male) physician authority figure than we used to be.
i prefer they not be patients either!!
......and god knows those gurneys do not offer too much space or comfort, and remember to lock the wheels! 
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Don't you just hate it when you're running down the hall to a STAT call and your garter belt falls down???? When you bend over to pull it up, everyone can see your thong...YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!