:chuckle I was just about to say the same thing. Some ED nurse posted something here about a pt. with CP once, I immediately thought cerebral palsy. He of course meant chest pain. He said, "what are you, a new grad?" I said, "no, I'm an OB NURSE. What does ROM mean to you? Range of motion, right?" He said yes. I said, "well it means RUPTURE OF MEMBRANES to me!!"