Nurses Announcements Contest
Updated: Feb 23, 2020 Published Nov 1, 2016
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NurseCard, ADN
2,847 Posts
I don't know how to explain it, I just feel so STUFFED all of the time.
This hospital stay will cost me HOW MUCH? Ugh, stick a fork in me, I'm done!
Whew. Time to go eat my leftover Thanksgiving dinner.
My patients are starting to look quite delicious.
Nurse_Lily, RN
55 Posts
Chief complaint: Stuffed.
Severitt
3 Posts
I just wanted to clarify this order Mr Turkey,so you will be signing a DNR.
Yes nurse,that means Do Not Roast correct??????
Nurse: We've had some complaints from the other patients in the unit about your FOWL language,do you have anything to say about that?
Turkey:Gobble,gobble,gobble,oh and gobble.
LunaTunaPineapple
89 Posts
"We're glad to have you! Dr.Carver will be with you in just a moment".
NextGen
32 Posts
Can you just keep me till after Thanksgiving?
Nerd eNurse, ADN
2 Articles; 80 Posts
"I have this strange feeling of impending doom"
"Yes, I have a deadly allergy to Thanksgiving"
Referee37
7 Posts
"Wait, why can't we schedule a follow-up visit?"
Rich
"...and he said the extra weight "looks good" on me, and all of my friends are off '"visiting family".