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Nurses Announcements Contest

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NurseCard, ADN

2,847 Posts

Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.

I don't know how to explain it, I just feel so STUFFED all of the time.

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NurseCard, ADN

2,847 Posts

Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.

This hospital stay will cost me HOW MUCH? Ugh, stick a fork in me, I'm done!

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NurseCard, ADN

2,847 Posts

Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.

Whew. Time to go eat my leftover Thanksgiving dinner.

My patients are starting to look quite delicious.

Nurse_Lily, RN

55 Posts

Specializes in ICU.

Chief complaint: Stuffed.

Severitt

3 Posts

I just wanted to clarify this order Mr Turkey,so you will be signing a DNR.

Yes nurse,that means Do Not Roast correct??????

Severitt

3 Posts

Nurse: We've had some complaints from the other patients in the unit about your FOWL language,do you have anything to say about that?

Turkey:Gobble,gobble,gobble,oh and gobble.

"We're glad to have you! Dr.Carver will be with you in just a moment".

NextGen

32 Posts

Specializes in Orthopedics/Trauma/Med-Surg.

Can you just keep me till after Thanksgiving?

Nerd eNurse, ADN

2 Articles; 80 Posts

Specializes in CVICU/ICU.

"I have this strange feeling of impending doom"

Nerd eNurse, ADN

2 Articles; 80 Posts

Specializes in CVICU/ICU.

"Yes, I have a deadly allergy to Thanksgiving"

Referee37

7 Posts

"Wait, why can't we schedule a follow-up visit?"

Rich

Referee37

7 Posts

"...and he said the extra weight "looks good" on me, and all of my friends are off '"visiting family".

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