No Legs

[kk8j]

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Answer: Take it for a drag

:chuckle

[kellyo, LPN]

Did you hear that Dracula is getting divorced?

It seems that his wife can't stant his coffin...

[RainDreamer, BSN, RN]

:rotfl:

[jschut, BSN, RN]

:chuckle :rotfl: :chuckle Cute!

[kk8j]

Did you hear that Dracula is getting divorced?

It seems that his wife can't stant his coffin...

The judge thought mickey wanted to divorce minnie because she was crazy

Mickey said no she is not crazy she is fu#&in goofey

[Aneroo, LPN]

What do you call a man with no arms and legs who's laying on the ground?

Matt!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs who's pinned to the wall?

Art!

What do you call a dog with steel balls?

Sparky!

[kk8j]

What do you call a man with no arms and legs who's laying on the ground?

Matt!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs who's pinned to the wall?

Art!

What do you call a dog with steel balls?

Sparky!

what do you call a man with no arms and legs in a ditch?

Phil!

what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

what do you call a redneck that can't swim?

Bait

If tarzan and jane were Jewish what aould chetah be?

A fur coat

[skislalom]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs waterskiing?

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[kk8j]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs waterskiing?

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now thats funny

[Brickman]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs waterskiing?

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In the South we call that trolling for aligators.

[kk8j]

In the South we call that trolling for aligators.

You should use Lawers

[loriangel14, RN]

Where do you FIND a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!