Never Argue With A Woman Who Can Read.

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

a couple went on vacation to a fishing resort in northern minnesota.the husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn - the wife likes to read.

one morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decideed to take a nap.

although not familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat out. she motored out a short distance, anchored, and continued to read her book.

along came a game warden in his boat. he pulled up alongside the woman and said, "good morning ma'am. what are you doing?"

"reading a book," she replied, (thinking, "isn't that obvious?")

"you're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.

"i'm sorry officer, but i'm not fishing, i'm reading."

"yes, but you have all the equipment. for all i know you could start at any moment. i'll have to take you in and write you up."

"if you do that, i'll have to charge you with sexual assault," said the woman.

"but i haven't even touched you," said the game warden.

"that's true, but you have all the equipment. for all i know you could start at any moment."

"have a nice day ma'am", and he left.

moral:

never argue with a woman who reads. it's likely she can also think

cheerz!!:D

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Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

I never argue with my wife

I always say ,,,,yes dear you are absolutely right

may I please go play golf now

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Great one Fran!!! Thanks!

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
I never argue with my wife

I always say ,,,,yes dear you are absolutely right

may I please go play golf now

Good boy!!!!!:chuckle

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:rotfl: that was good :rotfl:

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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

Have read this one before Fran, but was certainly worth another read ! Love it ! :chuckle

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Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.
Good boy!!!!!:chuckle

and I lift the lid when I pee

and I put it down after Im done

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Holy crap, Tom!! you ARE something! LOL!

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Could you please teach my bf to do that tom, I had hi almost trained he went to his dads house for x mas an now he won't put the freaking seat down even if I say put it down before he goesin:uhoh21:

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
and I lift the lid when I pee

and I put it down after Im done

Okay Tommy boy. Will you spread the word around that women wish there were more men like you???:chuckle
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Now come on Fran....let's talk to his wife before we go THAT far! LOL!

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Specializes in Med-surg; OB/Well baby; pulmonology; RTS.

:chuckle :rotfl:

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