2nd Nursing Cartoon caption contest - win $100

[Brian]

back by popular demand! our first caption contest was a huge hit, we received hundreds of messages to run another contest, so here it is.

good afternoon nurses, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this cartoon. you may submit as many captions as you wish. you have seventy-two hours to achieve your objective. follow the easy rules below. this message will self destruct in....

after 72 hours we will repost it with the winning caption and credit given to the winning caption and the winner will get $100.

caption contest rules: to qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com. we welcome all of our guest to participate as well! it's simple to create an account.

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just post a reply below to share your caption idea!

please note:

this contest has ended, you can see the winning caption here:

ask, and you won't receive

congrats to anonrnc for winning our second caption contest! you won $100!

to help us determine the winner, be sure and click the "like" button below the caption you like to log your opinion!

note: only allnurses.com members see this like option when they are logged in. users not logged in do not see the like button.

this "like" count will not determine the winner, but will help us in making our selection.

[Cessna172]

so this is where the stork dropped you seventy-five years ago.

[dgh1009]

Caption: Oh, great guru, what is the secret of great time management?

Answer: You're asking me? Seriously?

[LemonIndiscretion]

Student: "Oh Lord! I finally crawled and scratched my way up. I also completed 6 years of nursing school, spent the last 8 years bathing and feeding people, worked overnights weekends and holidays. I just graduated... Can I get a job now so I start learning about being a nurse."

Lord: Yeah... about that... I forgot to tell you, you don't have any experience or skills yet. Why don't you climb back down and climb back up everyday for the next 8 months and we'll talk about it then.

[Woodenpug, BSN]

Home health nurses have a new environment every day!

[LaughingRN]

"So Young Nurse, you have climbed 9,456 feet, with your bare hands to find out what the True Essence of Nursing is? I will tell you... once you return with a warm blanket, an ice water, my son and a piece of toast buttered lightly with the crust cut off"

[yasma]

i'm so high and i didn't need drugs to get there!so come on and join me doc.

[tnbutterfly - Mary, BSN]

I always heard that the hospital admins are high and mighty and just sit around all day in their ivory towers looking down on everyone. I just had to see it for myself.

[Flare, ASN, BSN]

Finally! Made it to the DON's office!

[Liddle Noodnik]

Ah, so you're the guy who painted "Whistler's Mother."

[frankie,RN]

I'm sorry nurse, I must've pushed the call bell by accident.

[Kittypower123, BSN, RN]

Excuse me Dr. M, can I pleeeaaase get something for anxiety for Mrs. Smith?

[Liddle Noodnik]

I'm sorry nurse, I must've pushed the call bell by accident.

I like THAT one, esp. because the "patient" is whistling innocently like it seems half of them do - I swear they push that button just for FUN sometimes!!! lol!