The other day we had a new admit from the ER; she was not remarkable in any particular way. I came into the room as the the tech was covering her with the sheet. I got a set of vitals and a quick assessment. As I was getting to the 'toe' in head to toe, I lifted the sheets to expose her feet. My first surprise was she still had on her shoes. Oh well, not so strange I thought. I asked "Can I take off your shoes now that you are in bed? "Sure" she replied. Second big surprise, the most God awful smell this side of C-dif! One foot had on a nasty filthy sock that had not seen water since the last rainstorm, while the other was sockless. That particular piggy was covered with crud and what looked like some type of crushed dried vegetation. I asked her if she had been walking around barefoot and she looked at me in a puzzled way. I said "you have some of Mother Earth down here". She smiled and I scraped away the crud and removed the single sock. A couple of bath wipes were employed to remove the first two layers of offending stink-O.
Got any good foot stories? (I know you do)