My Nursing Career In Six Words

[Poi Dog]

insomnia x 6

[DixieRedHead, ASN, RN]

I retire in twenty four months!

[EMT-newbie]

Can I add one? I've just signed up for school again after 25+ years of working in computers, and I'm home from the academic counselor with a plan to complete my prerequisites and filler courses in two semesters.

"Oh god, what have I done?" =)

[dableaper]

Do I hear an IV pump?

Who gave them their call bell?

What the heck is that smell?

[No Stars In My Eyes]

"what the heck is that smell?" :hhmth:

[That Guy, BSN, RN, EMT-B]

Where did they stick that *_______*?

[al586]

Must Not Kill Family Members

Love this!

[JBudd, MSN]

Old school (or public perception, : plumping pillows, pushing pills, pleasing physicians

Realty: priming pumps, prepping patients, pressuring physicians

new phase: teach, grade papers labs checkoffs careplans :zzzzz

[DemonWings]

I just got off orientation, F**k:eek:

Or "what did I get myself into??"