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When I was a nursing student doing a clinical rotation in a nursing home. I was putting a gait belt on a female resident to ambulate her and she screamed out, You are smashing my girls! I had put the gait belt on her waist before checking to see if all was "clear" and I strapped down her breasts with the gait belt!!!
Okay...well I was a rather new agency nurse at this facility. And I had known many of the MD's, but not all.
I had to page this one MD for a high glucose level on a pt outside the range of prescribed tx. I called and had him paged to my phone and it never rang. SO I paged again...
Needless to say the MD's and RN's around the desk (tons of them) knew that particular MD was right next to me. LOL! So he told them to shhhhh and watch!
So he went to another phone on the opposite side of the RN desk and called me back. He answered, and I did my typical hello Dr. Soinso, and on the the probelm. He then told me "okay first thing I want you to do is really important so read it back to me okay? Turn to your left!" So I did very perplexed and there he was waving at me! The whole desk busted up laughing so hard and I was too...and red faced!
The worse thing..I kept talking on the phone to him! LOL!!!!!!!!!! He said.."okay number two...put the phone down and come here". Oh man!!!!!! LOL!!!!!! I was sooooooooooo embarrest, but since I have a sence of humor like this I loved it!!!!!!!
Believe me, I know him now! LOL!!!!!!!!!
mine happened while i was working as a cna in a nursinghome. i was attempting to change a confused pt, and while i turned my back to grap a hand towel, she hopped off the bed and began to walk away (muttering to herself angrily) all the while poop falling off of her backside all over the floor! plop here, plop there, yuck!!!! and me trying to wipe it up as i go to get her back into the bed!!!!!
Had this guy in post-anesthesia, he was really out of it and in a lot of pain. The guy was about 32 - there was a lady with him when I took over, and she looked much older, seriously. (Do you know where this is going?:)) I kept referring to her as his mother, and she never corrected me until I asked her to leave the bay so that I could put a urinal on him - then she told me she was his wife!!
Geez, felt like a fool, and I apologized, then I lied to her!!
I told her "Well, I didn't THINK you looked old enough to be his mother, but I thought someone said his mom was in the room."
I'm so ashamed.
Was inserting a foley catheter into MY CHILDS PEDIATRICIAN'S WIFE with said doctor in the room. Had just eaten a piece of chocolate that made my mouth water. Was a somewhat difficult insertion due to a combination of her anatomy and heavy vag bleeding- was concentrating so much that I drooled all over her leg.
Spritenurse1210, BSN, RN
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