for MEN's eyes only---please!!!

duckie · Aug 3, 2001

You got us good!!! No hesitation at all!

bhart · Aug 3, 2001

Hesitation? Why?

ubcnme · Aug 3, 2001

I saw it and couldn't resist! Curiosity definitely would have killed this cat!

Talino · Aug 3, 2001

what r you ladies doing in here again? 'not surpised. :rolleyes:

four lady friends went for a night out. they saw this bar with an ad "ladies night out. all drinks half- priced". at the door they were greeted by the doorman. he gives them a brief orientation, "as you go in this basement you'll come to an elevator. there are five floors with a brief description of the bar on each floor." "once you decide to get off to a floor of your choice, there's no turning back. the staircase will only take you back to this exit." all concurred and got in the elevator. elevator stops on the 1st floor, door opens, and a sign... men on this floor are short and ugly. they looked at each other and in unison, "no way!" door closes and arrives on the 2nd floor ... men on this floor are tall but ugly. the lovely ladies defiantly shook their heads and started giggling. 3rd floor opens ... men on this floor are handsome but short. "uhh uhhh"... followed by a burst of laughter. 4th floor opens. with a devilish look on their faces all at once they read, "men on this floor are tall and handsome". doing the high fives, 'yeahhhh...it's party time!" jubilation, then a stare, then a moment of silence... "wait up, it looked like it got better and better!" simultaneously, "and, there's still one more floor." without hesitation, "let's go for it!" all retreated backwards as four index fingers hit the 5 button. elevator closes and heads to it's final stop. they could feel each other's heartbeat pounding, as they giggle to death in excitement. then a squeaking brake...the final destination. door opens and behold ... "there are no men on this floor. this is just to prove that women are never satisfied. all drinks half-priced."

ERnursie · Aug 5, 2001

Love the joke!!! Of course curiosity got the best of me. And I can't keep a secret either. Must be the kid in me.

Zee_RN, BSN, RN · Aug 5, 2001

Ack. I must be the only one! I didn't look at first. Saw the post yesterday and went "Well, OK" and didn't open it. Today, I said, "what the heck...." and here I am. :eek:

ucavalpn · Aug 7, 2001

you got me . :eek:

Totone656 · Aug 8, 2001

I waited almost a week or at least until I saw some replies being posted.

nar-S · Aug 8, 2001

hey, at least you're honest enough to admit it...it's like one of those things when somebody says "don't look!" but we do it anyway

Agnus · Aug 16, 2001

No hesitation at all. Came straight here. And why not?

essarge · Aug 16, 2001

What do you mean this isn't the history of nursing site???? ((((BLUSH))), I confess, I couldn't stay away!!

debbyed · Aug 17, 2001

Wanted to see what everybody else had written,

I'd have been happy to stop at the third floor (Handsome and short) Hell, I'm only 5'6" and I hate to wear heels. So open the door and let me off... :eek: