Medical This or That

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Time for a game!

This one is easy. It's a variation on a game seen on many forums. Basically you must choose any two conditions, diseases, or procedures and the person under you chooses which they would rather have, tolerate, care for, etc. You can only pick one. Then that person gives up two and it continues...

I'll go first.

Constipation or diarrhea?

10 sutures with no local, it's less miserable than a migraine.

Clean up gallons of C-diff. diarrhea or take care of a demanding meth user?

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Specializes in Tele, Acute.

This is fun, keep it going.

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meth user.

MI or LOL fall down

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Specializes in Acute Care.

MI

Nursing Student or Demanding, angry family?

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Specializes in Mursing.

Vomit. I have enough mucous hypersecretion from seasonal allergies!

Colostomy or deafness?

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Specializes in Pediatrics.

Colostomy.

Mastectomy or bilateral knee amputation

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Specializes in ED, ICU, PACU.

Mastectomy or bilateral knee amputation

Mastectomy.

Scabies or intractable hiccups?

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Specializes in Pediatrics.

Scabies- you can get rid of those!

Head injuy that changes your personality, but you are still functional- expect the memory isn't so great

or

Emphysema

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Specializes in long-term-care, LTAC, PCU.

Head injury - maybe I won't realize that I'm different. Emphysema is a horrible death.

Concious vent pt. with high anxiety and family doesn't want them medicated or pt. with uncontrolled severe pain? :banghead:

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Uncontrolled severe pain, I only have to deal with the pt (guessing no family involvement??!!)

GI bleed poo or C diff poo :D

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C. diff

no backbone manager or backbiting co-workers?

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Backbiting coworkers. A manager with a backbone can take care of them.

A demented person "fingerpainting" q 30 min. or an arrogant nasty doctor?

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