Nurses Humor Toon
Updated: Mar 3, 2020 Published Feb 1, 2013
OK, we need 11 care plans STAT!
Farawyn
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No Stars In My Eyes said:There's a pawn shop owner here in my town who has a WHITE mustache that is so long it covers his mouth entirely and ends just above the bottom of his beardless chin. Silliest thing I've ever seen.The man probably has to part it and secure it with hairpins to each side of his mouth to be able to eat. Rumor has it that he can't eat out at an Italian restaurant because the tomato sauce would stain the pure whiteness of his preposterous 'stache.
The man probably has to part it and secure it with hairpins to each side of his mouth to be able to eat. Rumor has it that he can't eat out at an Italian restaurant because the tomato sauce would stain the pure whiteness of his preposterous 'stache.
That's length.
What about bushiness?
Yosemite Sam has a pretty big mustache and he can eat all the tomato sauce he wants!
Penelope_Pitstop, BSN, RN
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Farawyn said:You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.-Dave Barry( my hero ? )
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( my hero ? )
He is my MAN.
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Here...
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No Stars In My Eyes
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Farawyn said:That's length.What about bushiness?Yosemite Sam has a pretty big mustache and he can eat all the tomato sauce he wants!
The mustache is thick, wide, and long. Wish I could put a picture with this post, The dern thing's the size of half of a large coffee saucer with the rounded edge placed right up under his nose. Come to think of it, maybe that's how he trims it, using a half-saucer as his guide.
If you just caught a quick glimpse you might think he was wearing a surgical mask.
OldDude
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Farawyn said:Here...Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as... - Dave Barry at BrainyQuote
I think we are
No Stars In My Eyes said:The mustache is thick, wide, and long. Wish I could put a picture with this post, The dern thing's the size of half of a large coffee saucer with the rounded edge placed right up under his nose. Come to think of it, maybe that's how he trims it, using a half-saucer as his guide.If you just caught a quick glimpse you might think he was wearing a surgical mask.
So I guess size matters...
OldDude said:I think we are
Boobies.
Farawyn said:Boobies.
Agree
Stewie from Family Guy: Sociopath.
Spider Pig
OldDude said:Spider Pig
OMG! Spider Pig!
S'cute.
But... What is his diagnosis? Delusional by Proxy?