Medical Afflictions of the Cartoon World

[Joe V]

OK, we need 11 care plans STAT!

[Farawyn]

Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius as a Narcissist.

Or a Masochist.

[Davey Do]

Psychotic Dietitians thought to be Demon-possessed?

[No Stars In My Eyes]

"He turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he is miserable and depressed."--David Frost (who has never been accused of having a sense of humor, BTW)

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher."--Ambrose Bierce

[Farawyn]

No Stars In My Eyes said:

"He turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he is miserable and depressed."--David Frost (who has never been accused of having a sense of humor, BTW)

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher."--Ambrose Bierce

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

-Dave Barry

( my hero ? )

[No Stars In My Eyes]

"He flung himself from the room,

threw himself upon his horse,

And rode madly off in all directions."

(Stephan Leacock)

[not my hero, but I have always really, really liked this quote.]

[Farawyn]

No Stars In My Eyes said:

"He flung himself from the room,

threw himself upon his horse,

And rode madly off in all directions."

(Stephan Leacock)

[not my hero, but I have always really, really liked this quote.]

Moi aussi!

[Davey Do]

No Stars In My Eyes said:

Hey, I LIKE my diagnosis

gimme back my spoon!

What's the story behind this?

[Davey Do]

I made a mistake....

[Farawyn]

What's the story behind this?

Udderly mooving story.

[Davey Do]

Farawyn told me that she is not only codependent, but also suffers from claustrophobia and coulrophobia!

[Farawyn]

Davey Do said:

Farawyn told me that she is not only codependent, but also suffers from claustrophobia and coulrophobia!

Davey may or may not have told me he's afraid of someone having a bigger mustache than his.

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Farawyn said:

Davey may or may not have told me he's afraid of someone having a bigger mustache than his.

There's a pawn shop owner here in my town who has a WHITE mustache that is so long it covers his mouth entirely and ends just above the bottom of his beardless chin. Silliest thing I've ever seen.

The man probably has to part it and secure it with hairpins to each side of his mouth to be able to eat. Rumor has it that he can't eat out at an Italian restaurant because the tomato sauce would stain the pure whiteness of his preposterous 'stache.