May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Each month, we invite readers to suggest a funny caption for our cartoon; readers can vote on their favorite; the winner will get $100.

Can you help us out?

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ May 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

Congratulations! (update: June 22)

and the winner is StudentM14 ... the cartoon may be viewed at What kind of listening do you do?

nurse; im sick of u

Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

"Do you hear what I hear??? what I hear??? what I hear?

Specializes in Home Health (PDN), Camp Nursing.

It's actually pretty common to have persistent thoughts about work.

I use my phone, to type, I work at night, and I'm a bad speller. Pick any reason you want for my misspellings

"Are you even listening to me?"

I'm the best doctor your insurance could afford.

Don't flip out, but I'm a stethoscope. .

Stethoscope: "Let me guess. You've been hearing things again..."

Stethoscope : " I'm going to recommend that you be admitted for observation. "

Nurse: "Trust me doc....I've seen a lot worse."

I've been hearing machines beeping in my sleep again...

Nurse: Doc, I think I might be going crazy. I keep hearing these faint sounds nobody else seems to hear.

Stethoscope: Hmm... tell me more about this so called murmur.

I always be here for you...look,listen,feel.....

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