May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Each month, we invite readers to suggest a funny caption for our cartoon; readers can vote on their favorite; the winner will get $100.

Can you help us out?

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ May 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

Congratulations! (update: June 22)

and the winner is StudentM14 ... the cartoon may be viewed at What kind of listening do you do?

[HzMrs81]

I.. I just feel so bad for using you all day.

[HzMrs81]

No one believed the arrhythmia I heard today but you!!

[HzMrs81]

As if listening to my heart was good enough, now you want to read my mind?!

[HzMrs81]

So she said I didnt have a heart?.. and you believed her?

[ladyD123]

Dr. Stetescope, are you listening or looking at your patient? Very funny... but I like it.

[weandthree]

"Let's start at the beginning...what were your fetal heart tones like?"

[weandthree]

"You believe your obsession with internal sounds began in utero? Interesting!"

[weandthree]

"Let me repeat back to you what I just heard, 'thump thump, thump thump, thump thump!' Is that correct?"

[Glycerine82, LPN]

Can you tell me one more time what the warning signs of being over-worked are?

[ruralmed]

You're telling me you confessed without a lawyer present?

A cold stethoscope will wake you up much faster than coffee!

"Get up and use that stethoscope, I think I may need mouth to mouth."

[country1303chic]

"It's as if your the only one who can truly hear what I'm saying"

[Angelica322]

"I'll listen to your heart's content!"