May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Each month, we invite readers to suggest a funny caption for our cartoon; readers can vote on their favorite; the winner will get $100.

Can you help us out?

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ May 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

Congratulations! (update: June 22)

and the winner is StudentM14 ... the cartoon may be viewed at What kind of listening do you do?

My patient told me he needed my stethoscope to see if he can hear my heart, because he thinks my heart belongs to my patients. The things I hear at work. :)

Nurse: Oh no not you again. Are you tired of me using you all day? lol

I've been listening to you all this time--now it's my turn!

Stethoscope : " Shhh. Can you hear them in text room?"

Nurse: "You're supposed to be listening to me. Doc."

Stethoscope: " Sorry, I hear EVERYTHING! "

lately my job is so stressful. i hope you can help me figure out if my heart's still in it.

As crazy as this sounds, only you can understand what my heart is trying to say here.

So....What I'm hearing from you is.....

Specializes in ER, IICU, PCU, PACU, EMS.

They told me to clean my stethoscope between patients or it would grow a life of its own.

Boy! There weren't joking!

Thanks for your time, Dr. Scope...Sometimes I feel you're the only one that actually listens to my heart.

Stethoscope: "Am I hearing you right? You are saying nurses do get tired?"

Nurse: "Yes, that is right! Hear with the diaphragm, maybe you'll hear better."

Really.... it's as if you've heard it all before!

"Now, you going to get very sleepy, Muhahaha!"

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