May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Each month, we invite readers to suggest a funny caption for our cartoon; readers can vote on their favorite; the winner will get $100.

Can you help us out?

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ May 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

Congratulations! (update: June 22)

and the winner is StudentM14 ... the cartoon may be viewed at What kind of listening do you do?

I feel like people just don't hear me

People still treat me like I'm a child (because of the bell) corny i know

You are such a great listener

Stethoscope: You think you have it bad... I'm inside ears all day!

Nurse: I am just glad you're here instead of Doctor Anoscope!

Specializes in skill and long term care.

Mr. Steth: we have been hanging together since school and now that you are out in the real world, it seems like nobody want to listen,but I will listen to your heartaches about work, a family, a patient, a co-worker, not enough time in shift, and your pay.

Specializes in Med/Surg, Rehab, Insurance, Home Health.

Just relax, take a deep breathe in and let it out. I've heard it all...

(Nurse on break, resting...)

Stethoscope: Hey nurse, I'm ready when you are. Always will be...

"I just don't feel like anyone listens to me."

"Aorta be listening to you."

Nurse Mary tried to break the ice, but the disapproving clicks told her otherwise.

Life partner,always by my side!

Specializes in dementia/LTC.

Ya know Dr Littmann....I'm not sure this arrangement is going to work out....

Specializes in dementia/LTC.

Nurse: "you are SURE my appointments won't get stolen? All my other stethoscopes do....."

{Patient Remembering} "When I was young.. I walked 5 miles one way just to volunteer at my hometown hospital. Oh what a sight that was~ nurses, doctors, and health professionals scurrying about..."

*tap...tap...tap*

{Doctor} "Open your eyes. Now... how do you feel? Do you still "see" such creatures?

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