May 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Participate in our May 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - May 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

[msnursecp]

That cafeteria food finally got to someone!!

[GodsgirlD]

NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!I told you not to press on his STOMACH!!!

[Not Your Nurse]

1. The vanilla pudding's alive, RUN!!!

2. I guess the Ensure we gave rooms 1-5 WAS expired!

3. Why Nurses shouldn't wait til the end of their shift to relieve their bladder

4. Bathroom break for Nurses

[tnbutterfly - Mary, BSN]

Oh no! Montezuma's Revenge is on the loose again!

[Heather_RN]

When the nurses run away, you know it's bad!

[Peterjoy93]

Looks like the abscess in room 101 finally is draining!

[cassie_96]

The snot! It keeps coming after me!

[tewdles, RN]

zee drain, zee drain...!

[JulieCramond-Lourey]

Run for your lives! The colostomy bag is about to burst next!

[BSNbeauty, BSN, RN]

What happens after a nurse finally empties their bladder after 12 hours.

[molly.hershman]

If only I hadn't left my surfboard in my other scrubs...

[nursefrances, BSN, RN]

"We all live in the yellow submarine, the yellow submarine, the yellow........"