Lovestruck persisting symptoms

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LOVE STRUCK PERSISTING SYMPTOMS

by Kitty Cat

January 15, 2015

One beautiful afternoon, a hyperlovemic nurse consulted her love doctor...

Dr. Babe, It seems that my heart is being drowned.

Does hyperlovemia causes cardiac tamponade?

I also have difficulty in breathing whenever you're near me or even with just a thought of you.

Does too much attraction to you, Dr. Babe causes dyspnea?

I also feel that my heart swells for you and all I could do to is to let you know I love you.

Does too much love love love love love love love for you causes myocarditis?

I experience chest pain also when I miss you or if you're just within reach but can't be reached.

Does missing you causes angina pectoris?

Am I still mentally healthy even if I am feeling and acting crazy and insanely in love with you?

THE DR. BABE'S REPLY:

You are over now. All these symptoms need ICU....

I see you tomorrow.

[Farawyn]

orifice Translation Services for the Humor Impaired: "Davey, I know you are an orifice: Did you take a picture of yourself for that cartoon?"

Hahhahahaaaaaa!!! Are you fluent in ATS?

[Spidey's mom, ADN, BSN, RN]

orifice Translation Services for the Humor Impaired: "Davey, I know you are an orifice: Did you take a picture of yourself for that cartoon?"

I thought that was the very end of a hot dog that you placed WHERE YOUR HEAD SHOULD BE . . . not an orifice.

[Farawyn]

I thought that was the very end of a hot dog that you placed on your head . . . not an orifice.

It's not on his head. It is his head!

Maybe I was wrong and you are right, and it is a hotdog end? A frank? A wiener, if you will?

Clarification from the artist, please?

[Spidey's mom, ADN, BSN, RN]

It's not on his head. It is his head!

Maybe I was wrong and you are right, and it is a hotdog end? A frank? A wiener, if you will?

Clarification from the artist, please?

I FIXED IT.

[Hoosier_RN, MSN]

Hahhahahaaaaaa!!! Are you fluent in ATS?

At first I read "are you flatulent in ATS?" 😂😂😂😂

[Farawyn]

^ A valid question as well. Mr. Do?

[Davey Do]

Pull my finger...

ATS: Artists have an important function in any society: to explore alternatives to conventional notions about how we live. It is for this reason we celebrate the Artist's creativity. We also accord them a mildly deviant behavior.