Lovestruck persisting symptoms

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LOVE STRUCK PERSISTING SYMPTOMS

by Kitty Cat

January 15, 2015

One beautiful afternoon, a hyperlovemic nurse consulted her love doctor...

Dr. Babe, It seems that my heart is being drowned.

Does hyperlovemia causes cardiac tamponade?

I also have difficulty in breathing whenever you're near me or even with just a thought of you.

Does too much attraction to you, Dr. Babe causes dyspnea?

I also feel that my heart swells for you and all I could do to is to let you know I love you.

Does too much love love love love love love love for you causes myocarditis?

I experience chest pain also when I miss you or if you're just within reach but can't be reached.

Does missing you causes angina pectoris?

Am I still mentally healthy even if I am feeling and acting crazy and insanely in love with you?

THE DR. BABE'S REPLY:

You are over now. All these symptoms need ICU....

I see you tomorrow.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

As my dear old dead Daddy use to say, "Love is an itch you can't scratch!"

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ICU for a tender, loving care and attention. The mere presence of the one you love is health care in itself.

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

"The mere presence of the one you love is health care in itself."

Actually, i think that's true...

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"The mere presence of the one you love is health care in itself."

Actually, i think that's true...

No wonder I'm such a sick puppy.

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No wonder I'm such a sick puppy.

You probably need a kisspirin from the one you love.

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You probably need a kisspirin from the one you love.

What's Love Got To Do With It?

(Can't I get an asspirin from an as...

Nevermind.)

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
You probably need a kisspirin from the one you love.

Oh, that's so sweet, StrawberryFlavor03!

Can't I get an asspirin from an as...

Nevermind.

Oh, that so...

Farawyn of you, Farawyn!

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LOL! That "assprin" and the "puckerface" just got me laughing. Look at where the wonder drug, ASPIRIN took us. It was played and all but it went back to it's origin being a medicine in the form of laughter. Laughter is the best medicine, indeed.

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Oh, that's so sweet, StrawberryFlavor03!

Oh, that so...

Farawyn of you, Farawyn!

I know what that is, YES, I really Do, butt it looks like a donut. :blink:

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Davey, I have to ask: Is that a selfie?

:woot:

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Davey, I have to ask: Is that a selfie?

:woot:

orifice Translation Services for the Humor Impaired: "Davey, I know you are an orifice: Did you take a picture of yourself for that cartoon?"

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