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MEN HAVE BETTER FRIENDS THAN WOMEN...A wife did not go home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she slept over at a friend's house. Husband phones her 10 best friends & none of them know anything about it. One night husband did not come home. The next morning he told her that he slept over at a friends house. Wife phones his 10 best friends, 8 confirm that he slept over and 2 said he is still SLEEPING!
My previous wife grew up in Mexico and when she got flustered or tired her english slipped a bit. So it was unwise of her best friend to lie and tell her husband she was out with my wife (really with a boyfriend/coworker tho) while hubby was stationed in another state. Hubby calls my wife in the middle of the night to check the story and she replies "I am in bed sleeping with my husband(me)" Then he asks where his wife is and she panics and realizes she was gonna cover for her girlfriend and says "I forgot she is here too, right next to us sleeping too." She then panics and hangs up on him.
It took him a year or so till he could look at me again. Eventually he figured it out and I was off the hook, but it was hard to know what to say for awhile for both of us...
Katie5
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MEN HAVE BETTER FRIENDS THAN WOMEN...A wife did not go home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she slept over at a friend's house. Husband phones her 10 best friends & none of them know anything about it. One night husband did not come home. The next morning he told her that he slept over at a friends house. Wife phones his 10 best friends, 8 confirm that he slept over and 2 said he is still SLEEPING!