January 2015 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Can you help us out? We have a cartoon with a missing caption.

We will give you $100 if you provide us with the winning caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen - help us select the winner @ January 2015 Top 8 Captions - Help Select $100 Winner

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Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych.

I knew you were constipated, but I didn't realize that the poo was all that gave you a 3D appearance

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The best outcome...?

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Specializes in Step-down ICU.

Sadly this will not deter me from eating lunch, I'm hungry!

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That is why i told u to wear scrubs....

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"Might want to hurry it up, it's time for post clinical discussion!"

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Oh! I forgot to tell you-- Mr. Smith has a colostomy bag that needs frequent emptying.

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Specializes in Adult and Pediatric Vascular Access, Paramedic.

Excuse me nurse...My mother needs the commode ASAP when you are free, that Mirawhatever really works eh?

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Specializes in Adult and Pediatric Vascular Access, Paramedic.

Is it ok to scrape some off the wall for a stool sample?

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Specializes in Adult and Pediatric Vascular Access, Paramedic.

Oh, sorry, I wrote the orders just now for the Flagyl. Looks like he needs it! You may want to gown up next time...

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"Hey....how do you get this computer out here to print?"

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GI lab is on the line. They wanna know if his stools are clear.

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