January 2018 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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  1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the January 2018 Caption Contest.

    • 3
      Isn't it Twofer Tuesday?
    • 19
      She said her husband was a dog...
    • 61
      Someone called for a 'Lab' report?
    • 9
      I'm a nurse I don't have time to go to the vet!!
    • 26
      You said she asked for her best friend, not her husband...
    • 11
      She was asking for her service dog. Don't worry he's sterile.
    • 16
      The husband's on the golf course, but he sent his Best Friend!
    • 7
      Teaching Muttley to READ was a mistake; would you please tell him there is NO LIVER in there?!

126 members have participated

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You Can Win $100!

Prove me wrong. But, I think this one is difficult.

My challenge to you is to produce a winning caption to the attached cartoon. You may propose as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Update (January 22)

I had a feeling this was going to be a hard one. We had some great captions but it was difficult to choose! The Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite!

Congratulations Phil-on-a-bike. You won $100! (Feb 2)

The community chose your caption as their favorite.

Cartoon can be viewed at Mutt-ernity Ward.

But he has a degree from WebMD!

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She said her husband was a dog...

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OH! She asked for a "pop" not a "pup." I see! I'll be right back! Is Diet Coke, okay? Oh she's NPO? I'm a New Grad... I'm just gonna... go...

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Charles is here for the... par... ty...

the party!

Wait? Where is the 8 South holiday party? Linda said we could bring our dogs!

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Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.

Ma'am, we don't deliver puppies here. Try General. They say their patients are all sick as dogs.

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Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.

Ma'am I don't deliver puppies, though I have been called a female dog once or twice.

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Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.
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:laugh: Davey you are a sick man. :laugh:

--From the allnurses user who was tempted to write: "He'll take care of the placenta for ya!"

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Specializes in Family Nurse Practitioner.

She was asking for her service dog. Don't worry he's sterile.

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The patient asked for her best friend so here he is!

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Here you go doc! He ready for you to "bark" orders!!!

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Me: Son?

Son: Yes?

Me: I am going to take Lucky outside now. With all this farting Lucky is doing, he is liable to take out your new wife.

Son: **sniffs sniffs** mom, I agree. Hurry before it spreads.

***Son, closes the delivery room door and returns to his wife***

Me: **smirks** I don't always fart in public, but when I do, I always remember to blame it on the dog.

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"Um, hi! Vet's office was closed today. Think you could fit my pup in your schedule?!"

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