If you were medical equipment or medicine, what would you be and explain Why...

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When I studied Acting years ago, one of the exercises that we had to do was to pick an animal that we identified mostly with and to emulate it.

What I would like to know is what medical instrument or medicine would you be and why...?

Go for it!! pill.pngambulance.pnghealth_meter.png:nurse:

Specializes in cardiac, emergency.

i would be tylenol, simple but it does the trick :)

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

An overhead light in an OR, because I love the human anatomy and the things that can be done to improve it now. It's so fascinating!

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I think I'd like to be a bed bath, a hair wash or a shower because so many patients are appreciative and feel way better after getting clean.

Other than that, maybe versed because no one remembers having a endoscopy... typical comment, "Nurse, when am I going to have my procedure?" as they are wheeled back following a colonoscopy or an upper endoscopy...

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I would be a battery powered bili blanket or a bili blanket with a car charger adaptor included so that babies that live a distance from the hospital can receive therapy as they drive to and from the lab or provider. I live in a rural area :)

Shell~OB RN since '02 & IBCLC since '10

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Specializes in Quality Nurse Specialist, Health Coach.
I would be a suppository because everytime I turn around, I'm in deep doo-doo.

Buuuuuuuuhahahahhaha! :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

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I'd most definitely be an adult brief...

A lot of people say I'm full of "it".

:D

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Specializes in Critical Care.

I would be aspirin, because it has so many uses! I try to be useful!

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Specializes in LTC.

I would be a stethoscope because I am a very good listener. :up:

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Specializes in Women's Health.

Everyones response are so cute and creative. I will have to get back to this post as I think of a clever response. hahaha!

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I would be a warm blanket, because I make everyone feel warm and fuzzy!

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I can NEVER think of a good answer to questions like this! I can't even think of ANY answer to this one. I must have been behind the door when they gave out rich imaginations.....

Then you could be a door hinge, to maintain your patient's privacy :)

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Hmmmm..... I'd want to be a stethoscope, to be sure that some people actually have hearts :D:redbeathe:eek:

Or, maybe a penlight, to illuminate what I'm looking at :):idea:

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