as I lay on my bed, thinking about you....

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As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body... you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep.

Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you......................

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you blood sucking mosquito.

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Specializes in Geriatrics, LTC.

:imbar :eek: :chuckle

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teeeheee

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Good googly moogly! I thought I was reading an excerpt (spelling?) from a Johanna Lindsey novel.

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Specializes in ICU.

Good one!! :roll

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Got to love Phoenix AZ, it's too hot for mosquitos!

:)

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Right about now that skeeter is sounding pretty darn attractive....

Tres

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Specializes in Everything but psych!.

Can't stand the sound of a mosquito. It's right up there with a bee buzzing in my window, or a wood tick walking across my pillow while I'm lying down!

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UGH!!

That one hit a little too close to home, it did~

{scratching her numerous mosquito bites}

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Specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion.

Got me;)

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