I just feel that I would feel in much better hands if I had nurses that were sexy

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Specializes in OB, L&D, NICU, Med-Surg, Ortho.

this radio dj "reviews" his hospital stay. he feels he would be in "better hands if i had nurses that were sexy". grrr!! tired of men thinking nurses are pin-up girls in stiletto heels wearing white miniskirts! what a jerk!

hey whats up? big boy here. as a lot of people may have noticed i have not been on the radio much the past couple of days. that is because i have been in the hospital. since i have not been able to share some of my experiences on-air i thought i would do it right here online.

first of all i am in here because i have a skin infection called cellulitis. it is on my right leg and it really sucks. it has been very painful but thank god for pain meds. when you really need them they are truly a blessing. as far as the rest of my experience, i guess it has been okay other than a few major flaws. first off i know no one likes to be in the hospital (other than my dad). one thing that is truly messed up in the health system is in order to be admitted to the hospital you have to go through e.r. now just to walk through the door of the e.r your looking at about a $2,000 charge at least so if you do not have insurance or you are poor you’re screwed. i feel like that is wrong and should be stopped but you know how that goes doctors and politicians walk hand in hand.

my next biggest complaint is by far the food. the nearly 8 grand price tag it cost to be admitted to the hospital should totally include some 5 star food like steak and lobster. i realize it is not a resort but i do think part of the getting well process should be great comfort food. my next thing was the room accommodations, with it being a hospital it obviously gets a great vote for being clean but the beds are basically cheap foam and cotton covered in water proof plastic. i swear my bed could be used as a flotation device. i have greatly enjoyed all of the buttons my bed has to offer as i treated it like a theme park ride all weekend. it has kept me amused. however i have to be in this bed pretty much at all times. my back and my butt are killing me. they need some nice pillow top mattresses so people can sleep well.

my last thing is maybe the least important but it would be a nice change in community hospitals. i know there are a lot i repeat a lot of sexy nurses here in the tri-state. during my stay i had none. i had a few that were as evil as they were ugly. one lady was like 70 and she seemed as if she had just had a stroke. there was even one bigger than me with very hairy man arms as well as a few that were very nice and helpful. i just feel that i would feel in much better hands if i had nurses that were sexy. i would want them stabbing me with needles, checking my vitals and doing to me what ever the doc ordered. any chance to get them to touch me would be amazing. well that is my hospital experience and what i feel that it should be. please leave me your feed back below

-big boy

http://1061evansville.com/big-boys-hospital-review/?fb_comment_id=fbc_10150213137251615_16862332_10150214067946615#fe9eed964aebd4

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He probably wouldn't want to see me, bald, 50ish, and male.

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Specializes in Cardiac/Tele/CVICU.

How old is this person? 13?

And he's wrong, you do not HAVE to go to the ER to be admitted. Duh.

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Specializes in Psych.

I would gladly check his "vitals" for where I could "stab" him :icon_roll all while sucking on a lollipop of course. For real....dude get over it! If they start hiring "sexy" nurses they are gonna charge a lot more ya know!

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Specializes in ER.

Ugh! What a pig!!

But, I do think this probably the view of most patients (for the most part, about the beds and food and stuff) and it's why hospital admins are expecting us to treat patients like "customers" and be waitresses and not nurses.

If you do a quick search on here, people have been written up or fired for the most rediculous things relating to this stuff (one comes to mind of the nurse who wouldn't give her diabetic pt a candy bar bc their glucose was over 500...!)

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What a jerk!

If he was dying, I bet he wouldnt care how "sexy" his nurses were.

I have had a few men say little off the wall comments to me and I would correct them and let them know they dont know me on a personal basis to say such a thing to me. I am there to do a job and would like to be treated like a professional and would appreciate it. That usually set them straight.

I have had men who refuse to have a male nurse take care of them. Sorry buddy, you don't get to pick and choose your nurses or doctors when you come to the ER. You get whatever bed is available to you and the nurse assigned to that open bed.

And the last I check, it's a hospital, not a resort. You are not going to get lobster and steak.

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Specializes in Medical Assisting.

How appalling that the travesty that he complains of is how the nurses look... ugh

Guess all that studying doesn't matter if you aren't super sexy, huh? :madface::banghead: I would have to say that sir, this isn't a dirty movie ya know, it's health care.

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Specializes in Med-Surg, Psych.

Another satisfied customer of overworked, under appreciated nurses. I feel that maybe the doctor should have ordered daily cleansing enemas QID for this individual.:coollook:

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Specializes in OB, L&D, NICU, Med-Surg, Ortho.

It really frosted my cookies when I read this. I used to work at the hospital he is talking about. The nurses are awesome!

Pretty young nurses often don't WANT to take care of patients like this guy. They don't want to be hit on by an overweight loudmouth with cellulitis saying "Baby can you get me some fried chicken?" Ugh.

He needs to take a long look in the mirror before he starts complaining. His picture in the article is him STANDING on the windowsill of the hospital! How rude! If he feels that good, he needs to leave.

What a jerk. :(

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Specializes in Psych.

Absolutely. Rectal temps would also be a good idea to get that "accurate" temp

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Specializes in Labor and Delivery, MS.

He really has no room talk, he is not exactly what I would call easy on the eyes to look at. He use to be a dj on the radio in Detroit and was a disgusting pig about everything!

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It really frosted my cookies when I read this. I used to work at the hospital he is talking about. The nurses are awesome!

Pretty young nurses often don't WANT to take care of patients like this guy. They don't want to be hit on by an overweight loudmouth with cellulitis saying "Baby can you get me some fried chicken?" Ugh.

He needs to take a long look in the mirror before he starts complaining. His picture in the article is him STANDING on the windowsill of the hospital! How rude! If he feels that good, he needs to leave.

What a jerk. :(

I know I wouldnt want to take care of this pt.

Could you imagine this pt trying to flirt and hit on you while you took his vital signs? Looks like he's been eating too much fried chicken.

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