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Ok...
So I am a part of a committee putting together a "seminar" targeting New Grads, Recent Grads and students.
We are tentatively calling it "REAL Life in the ER".
We are planning it from a humorous perspective.
I have the task of ED "Definitions"
You know...
"DDK"=Dead Doesn't Know it
"Code Brown"=No explanation needed...I hope!
Got it??!!??
So if anyone has some funny ones...please post them so I can include them in my "lecture"
Thanks!
:rotfl:
Also, any funny "Nurse Calls"
Exactly...that's what this board is for - to blow off steam. We wouldn't talk like this in front of patients or their families. It doesn't mean we don't care about some of these people. But you have to laugh to keep yourself from getting burned out. Humor is a VITAL part of keeping your soul alive. I wouldn't describe it as corrupted.I would say especially for those of us who work ER/EMS sometimes - we see some truly horrible, awful stuff. Stuff that makes you not want to believe in the goodness of people. So you come here and vent, laugh, make crude jokes...whatever it takes.
For example...one night we had a toddler and parents hit by a drunk driver so hard that the toddler's skull was crushed. Not breathing on arrival...blue and bloody. Parents and drunk driver not injured. Baby died. We were all crying...it's times like that you have to find something to laugh about, or you wouldn't go back, or if you did you would have nothing left in you for anyone else.
I agree, no matter what field of nursing you work in there is always something bad, and if you don't find some humor some where it will eat you alive. You can't wear the weight of the world on your shoulders so you find a way to lift it, even if it is black humor. So lighten up and enjoy life and all that comes with it and find a way to laugh.
fabc's: foley, airway, breathing, circulation
concrete intoxication/therapy: takedown of a psych/unruly patient
bd: before drinks
ad: after drinks
lady partsl angina: chest pain during sex
mutual of austin: medicaid
ccfccp: "coo-coo for cocoa puffs" (pysch patient)
biscuitism: obesity
snack pack: 2 patients from same family
family pack: 3 patients from same family
tribal pack: 4 patients from same family
basketball pack: 5 patients from same family
don't know if i repeated some, but there is a few we use....
angelique777
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Yes I would love a copy.
Thanks