Just when you think you've heard it all, someone comes in and amuses you w/ a complaint.
When it is slow, or I have a good crew working w/ me, I use alot of direct quotes from patients whiel triaging.
This lady came in c/o her head "feeling funny" after being "hit in the head from 200 feet away by an Elvis impersonator who was shooting t shirts out into the crowd".
I think anytime you can get "elvis impersonator" into your triage note your day is complete!
Anyone else have a good story about a patient injury? Let's leave the FB in any body opening as most of us have been there done that............sorry, I know this kind of thread has been done at nauseum.