Ghostbusters lyrics re-make can you help?

[milenko]

Hello, Enrolled nursing student here, in just over 1 month I will have a completed the 2 yr course and finally but it all to use. However we have one final presentation that we are to give to the class and my group has chosen Constipation.

So we wanted to have some fun and re-vamp the ghostbuster lyrics as we are going to be dubbed the Bowelbusters. Sooooooooo in the spirit of fun and jest I was wondering if some of may want to help us change the song to reflect what is is like to have constipation.

Here are the origional lyrics:

Ghostbusters!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird and it don't look good

Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost

I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things running through your head

Who can you call?

Ghostbusters!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed

Oh, who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

If you're all alone, pick up the phone

And call

Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost

I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost

You'd better call

Ghostbusters!

Let me tell you something

Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no

Ghostbusters!

When it comes through your door

Unless you just want some more

I think you better call

Ghostbusters!

Ow!

Who you gonna call

Ghostbusters!

Thanks for your input

[Hoping LVN2BSN]

This is hilarious, I did do something similar in 8th grade English. We were learning about alliteration or something like that and my group and I came up with 'De-Odor-Ant' set to the Ghostbuster's theme about a superhero ant fighting odor.

Sorry I can't help you, but thanks for bringing back a funny memory!!!

[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

Oooooooooh, Lord, I'm almost afraid of what's gonna come out if I try this one.......(no pun intended!)..........

When it's been too long,

and you just can't 'go',

Who ya gonna call?

BowelBusters!

When your gut says Yes,

but your bum says No,

Who can ya call?

BowelBusters!

I ain't 'fraid of no poo,

I ain't 'fraid of no poo!

When the prunes don't work,

and the bran don't pass,

Who ya gonna call?

BowelBusters!

And the nurse wants to stick

something in your.....ear,

Who can ya call?

BowelBusters!

I ain't 'fraid of no poo,

I know I've gotta do it,

I ain't 'fraid of no poo,

if I can just get down to it!

So if you're sittin' there

strainin' on the throne,

Who ya gonna call?

BowelBusters!

There's no need to groan

just pick up the phone

and call

BowelBusters!

OK, I know it's ridiculous (not to mention totally crude, puerile and tasteless:lol2: ) but it's a start.......hope your instructors have a sense of humor!!!

[LoriAlabamaRN]

Oooooooooh, Lord, I'm almost afraid of what's gonna come out if I try this one.......(no pun intended!)..........

When it's been too long,

and you just can't 'go',

Who ya gonna call?

BowelBusters!

When your gut says Yes,

but your bum says No,

Who can ya call?

BowelBusters!

I ain't 'fraid of no poo,

I ain't 'fraid of no poo!

When the prunes don't work,

and the bran don't pass,

Who ya gonna call?

BowelBusters!

And the nurse wants to stick

something in your.....ear,

Who can ya call?

BowelBusters!

I ain't 'fraid of no poo,

I know I've gotta do it,

I ain't 'fraid of no poo,

if I can just get down to it!

So if you're sittin' there

strainin' on the throne,

Who ya gonna call?

BowelBusters!

There's no need to groan

just pick up the phone

and call

BowelBusters!

OK, I know it's ridiculous (not to mention totally crude, puerile and tasteless:lol2: ) but it's a start.......hope your instructors have a sense of humor!!!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

You are a GENIUS!!!!

[Princess74]

That is so funny. Good job.

[loricatus]

oooooooooh, lord, i'm almost afraid of what's gonna come out if i try this one.......(no pun intended!)..........

when it's been too long,

and you just can't 'go',

who ya gonna call?

bowelbusters!

when your gut says yes,

but your bum says no,

who can ya call?

bowelbusters!

i ain't 'fraid of no poo,

i ain't 'fraid of no poo!

when the prunes don't work,

and the bran don't pass,

who ya gonna call?

bowelbusters!

and the nurse wants to stick

something in your.....ear,

who can ya call?

bowelbusters!

i ain't 'fraid of no poo,

i know i've gotta do it,

i ain't 'fraid of no poo,

if i can just get down to it!

so if you're sittin' there

strainin' on the throne,

who ya gonna call?

bowelbusters!

there's no need to groan

just pick up the phone

and call

bowelbusters!

ok, i know it's ridiculous (not to mention totally crude, puerile and tasteless:lol2: ) but it's a start.......hope your instructors have a sense of humor!!!

[color=sienna]an absolute masterpiece :yeah: hey, do they give out grammies for remakes?

[rn/writer, RN]

Oh, Marla, you brought tears to my eyes! Hilarious and on point at the same time.

[milenko]

Wow , Those lyrics kick ass! Can I say that on here. I really appreciate the effort, so is it okay if I incorporate them into our project.

I havent laughed this hard in a long time and the girls I am working with literally pee' ed themselves.

I'll send forth the final product when we are finished getting up off the floor.

YOU Rock

Thanks

[kukukajoo, LPN]

That made me laugh so hard!! You have a real talent there, lol!