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My favorite one was when I went to the ER waiting room and called my patient in.. The air was light, mood was good in the waiting room (for a change).. I called out (not thinking) "James Brown!!" and I hear this chorus throughout the waiting room... "I FEEL GOOOOOOOOOOD NANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAAA... THE WAY THAT A SHOULD NANANANANANANAAAAAAAA"....
My patient got quite a good laugh about it, thankfully he had an awesome sense of humor and said he gets that quite often, and has learned to take it in stride..whew! (next time, I think I'll just ask for Mr. Brown..hehe)
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I TOOK CARE OF A HARRY JOHNSON, CHARLIE BROWN AND PENNY NICKLE. WHAT DO PARENTS THINK?
THIS IS A TRUE STORY RELAYED TO ME BY ONE OF OUR NURSES:
A CRACK ADDICTED MOTHER CAME IN TO HAVE HER BABIES....SHE DID, AND THEY WERE TWINS.
UPON SOBERING UP BECAME ANGRY THAT THE NICU NURSES NAMED HER BABIES
MOLLY AND FEMOLLY (PHONETIC SPELLING)
ACTUAL SPELLING---MALE AND FEMALE
OMG!!!!!
ANNE
We had parents w/ the last name "Dice"; they named their son Rollin.
I have learned to dislike the name "Crystal" because so many moms have told me that's what the were doing when the child was conceived.
Another set of twins: Andrew (baby "A") and Balthazar! NO KIDDING!
More twins: Shaina and Shania--too confusing.
rosieseattle, RN
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