you might be a nurse

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You Might Be A Nurse If........

* you no longer have a gag reflex

* you know it's a full moon without having to look at the sky

* your ears perk up when you hear, "attention please" announced at kmart

* you believe lunch can be absorbed transdermally by applying it to an inconspicous part of one's arm while working

You might be a Nurse if:

1) You believe the ultimate complament is "I could hit that vein with a 14 gage, in the dark."

2) You've ever held hands with your S.O. and had him/her suddenly yell that you were taking their pulse - and you were.

HAHAHA..KAYCEE...FEELING GUILTY HERE!! and also, holding your first dates arms turning it around and looking at the veins...wishing you see those veins clearly from your patients...

...playing hard to get...

.. you smells like blood

Specializes in ER, Hospice, CCU, PCU.

:o You can eat, pee and chart all at the same time

:D If you hide from "frequent flyers" in the grocery store

:mad: If you think birthcontrol should be mandatory in all water supplies and the antidote only given after parenting classes, parenting tests, family therapy and a full backround check related to the number of brances on a persons family tree

:rolleyes: If you think Xanax and Valium should be part of employee benefits

:eek: If you can calmly discuss last nights Trauma code over Thanksgiving dinner.

Your yearly tb skin test keeps getting bigger....and bigger....and bigger...

You might be a nurse if..

You automatically head in the direction of an electronic beeping sound ..

That is too funny !!!!!!!

and too true. LOL....ROFLMA$$O:) :) Thanks, gang

You know five different ways to tie up, or otherwise immobilize a human being, and none of them involve sexual positions.

You diagnose peoples deformaties in the grocery store. "That person has a spondiloid spine."

Instead of how was your day, your family says anything gross happen at work?

Originally posted by kaycee

You find yourself looking at stangers veins in line at the grocery store.:rolleyes:

So, I'm not the only one!!!!

Has anyone ever tried this? Tell your boyfriend his veins look gorgeous! Oh the look on his face!!! Works every time!

Thanks for giving me the idea..... LOL How many ways was that again... Ummm Also......Fantastic photo collection, I haven't had chance to see all of them,but that is definitely on my "TO DO" LIST. I signed your guestbook, Thanks for sharing !!!!!!

You find yourself looking at stangers veins in line at the grocery store.

I do this too

:eek:

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