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  1. by   jayna
    HAHAHA..KAYCEE...FEELING GUILTY HERE!! and also, holding your first dates arms turning it around and looking at the veins...wishing you see those veins clearly from your patients...

    ...playing hard to get...
  2. by   jayna
    .. you smells like blood
  3. by   debbyed
    You can eat, pee and chart all at the same time

    If you hide from "frequent flyers" in the grocery store

    If you think birthcontrol should be mandatory in all water supplies and the antidote only given after parenting classes, parenting tests, family therapy and a full backround check related to the number of brances on a persons family tree

    If you think Xanax and Valium should be part of employee benefits

    If you can calmly discuss last nights Trauma code over Thanksgiving dinner.
  4. by   JennieBSN
    Your yearly tb skin test keeps getting bigger....and bigger....and bigger...
  5. by   Dyno
    You might be a nurse if..

    You automatically head in the direction of an electronic beeping sound ..
  6. by   nur20
    That is too funny !!!!!!!
    and too true. LOL....ROFLMA$$O Thanks, gang
    Last edit by nur20 on Oct 19, '01
  7. by   nilepoc
    You know five different ways to tie up, or otherwise immobilize a human being, and none of them involve sexual positions.

    You diagnose peoples deformaties in the grocery store. "That person has a spondiloid spine."

    Instead of how was your day, your family says anything gross happen at work?
  8. by   l-andre
    Originally posted by kaycee
    You find yourself looking at stangers veins in line at the grocery store.
    So, I'm not the only one!!!!

    Has anyone ever tried this? Tell your boyfriend his veins look gorgeous! Oh the look on his face!!! Works every time!
  9. by   nur20
    Thanks for giving me the idea..... LOL How many ways was that again... Ummm Also......Fantastic photo collection, I haven't had chance to see all of them,but that is definitely on my "TO DO" LIST. I signed your guestbook, Thanks for sharing !!!!!!
    Last edit by nur20 on Oct 19, '01
  10. by   I'mAnRN
    You find yourself looking at stangers veins in line at the grocery store.

    I do this too
  11. by   nur20
    I don't quite know the logistics of rating a thread or who does it, but thanks to you who did. My best thread ever !!!!!!!!!!!
  12. by   WashYaHands
    You can write a book titled, "101 ways to use Kelly Clamps"

  13. by   P_RN
    If you have used hemostats instead of clothespins.

    Finding the charcoal does not mean Bar-B-Cue.

    Doctor's handwriting no longer looks as if it belongs in a chicken house.

    Tape fixes ALL things.