OK , I'll start. Last night I had a post partum patient tell me "I keep passing out in my sleep" could someone please explain this one to me??????? Lets hear some of your strangest pt complaints.
Mar 22, '03
I still cherish the patient who called the clinic at 4:30 pm on a Friday and stated she had an emergency because she was out of BCPs and was going on vacation for two weeks starting the weekend.
Sorry, toots the doctor will not be in until Monday, and you need an appointment because sweetie you aint getting any pills without a check up. Keep you legs crossed. Otherwise plan a prenatal visit for when you get back.
Last edit by Agnus on Mar 22, '03