Things that make you go "EEEWWW"

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Stevielynn's thread about the nursing home with the signs on the food carts brings up (oops, no pun intended:D ) something that happened at work yesterday that turned even MY cast-iron stomach. I was the PRN helping with admits, and as I was charting vitals on one new pt., this lady came running up to me holding a patient gown literally dripping with fresh emesis and hollering that her mother was throwing up, and would I come quickly?

I followed her to the patient's room (even after she refused to give me the gown so I could deposit it in the linen barrel and NOT have a trail of slightly used vegetable soup running down the hall) and found a very confused elderly woman sitting up in bed, naked, with vomit EVERYWHERE--all over the bed, on the floor, even in her hair. Worse yet, she was just about to start eating again, apparently having already forgotten being sick, and seemingly unaware of the fact that she'd baptized the tray along with everything else!!

Well, it was all I could do to hang onto my own supper, and I had no choice but to deal with it alone because even the aides were too busy with vitals on the fresh post-ops we'd just gotten. Half an hour later I emerged from the room, smelling ghastly and feeling somewhat under the weather, but by gosh that little lady was nice and clean and her daughter pleased as punch with the service. At least I got a thank-you out of it.....but I hope I don't have to deal with anything like that again any time soon.:eek:

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

Untamed........see my comments about dentures on your poll (yuck). I confess, I still get a kick out of sharing icky stories, especially with my sister who gags at even the thought of blood. Even my DH, who was in the Civil Air Patrol with the search and rescue team many years ago, can't stomach some of the stories I come home with. But the most fun is trading tales with other health care workers, who've seen the same kinds of stuff and have good stories of their own.

Here's another guilty pleasure: I sometimes watch "Jackass" on MTV with my adult daughters (both of whom think they have strong stomachs) and laugh when they turn green watching Steve-O swallow a goldfish and then force himself to puke it back up. Now, if he were to do something like try on somebody else's dentures...............!:uhoh21:

Maybe this isn't so gross to you all, but I remember my first med/surg clinical where I had to collect a stool specimen. Not so bad, right? Well, i prepared myself with a small bottle of air freshener and my nice denture cup (which this hospital used to collect specimens) and entered the bathroom. I swear, even my infant son's diarrhea never smelled that bad!! I change diapers all day every day, and NO SMELL I have ever smelled can compare to this! I nearly puked about a thousand times trying to collect a specimen of diarrhea using a tongue blade to scoop it into the denture cup. UGH!!!

originally posted by gwenith

sometimes i think there shoudl be a warning pop-up as you sign onto this bb.

warning to all non-nurses!! do not read any thread with the words gross, yuckky, disgusting or eeeeuuuwww, in the title!!:rotfl:

cause you know if it makes a nurse think eeeeuuuwww...it's not gonna be pretty.:chuckle

Old alcoholics and their diarrhea . . . one of my first patients in clinical (I was giving him a shower) decided to just let go as I was bending over to wash his legs. And then one of my first patients as a nurse . . code brown from the bed to the bathroom. We were swimming in it. My supervisor smiled and said "welcome to nursing".

What a lovely way to end your life . . . .I tell my kids these stories all the time. Drives them crazy.

steph

I have heard that nurses have a hard time eating dinner with non-nurses because they tend to slip into conversations like these without realizing it.

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

I've been known to launch into a "war story" from work, only to realize halfway through that the people I'm with might not consider the subject matter (e.g., the sharp debridement I assisted with yesterday) to be perfectly acceptable dinnertime conversation!

Hmmmm...maybe I will lose weight once I start clinicals...:rotfl:

Has anybody encountered a pt on leech therapy? For me that was one step worse than a real bad GI bleed! I was still in nursing school at the time too.

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

EEEEEWWW. That's one therapy I hope NEVER comes to my hospital....don't think I could actually do a treatment with leeches, gloves or no gloves. Just the idea makes the contents of my stomach chase each other around and around, playing hide-and-seek. Ugh.

...and this is just one of the reasons why I do Neonatal nursing (lol) !:)

Specializes in ICU.
Originally posted by mjlrn97

EEEEEWWW. That's one therapy I hope NEVER comes to my hospital....don't think I could actually do a treatment with leeches, gloves or no gloves. Just the idea makes the contents of my stomach chase each other around and around, playing hide-and-seek. Ugh.

Read an old nursing text that dated back to the days of leech therapy ( and no it wasn't mine! LOL!) the phrase that stuck in my mind was "Leeches are never to be placed near any body orifice" and "The nurse is responsible for counting the number of leeches before and after application." I just had this mental image of a leech crawling into .......................

Originally posted by JudyG

Has anybody encountered a pt on leech therapy? For me that was one step worse than a real bad GI bleed! I was still in nursing school at the time too.

Yes! We actually used them on several occasions not too many years ago. They are great for reducing vascular congestion like in digit reattachments and scalp wounds. But soooooooo barbaric! That was the worst! I won't even put a worm on a hook to go fishing! After the leech has had it's fill, we drop it in straight alcohol to kill it........... gross, gross, gross!!!!

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